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atomheartbevo

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  1. 39 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

    oh hell yes. Portugal's POTUS FTW.

    YOINK ! 

     

     

    25 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

    Trade war with Portugal coming soon.

    And incoming negative comments about the Marines.

    Because that Marine gave no fucks that he almost took Trump down.

  2. 1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

    Now Trevor and the Daily Show have created a dilemma for Trump supporters: do they spend their money on Maga merch, the chess set, or a dishwasher? Cause you know someone is going to really do this, now.

    You have to be a very sad and pathetic person to cheer on a guy who has never loaded a dishwasher in his life making up false complaints about dishwashers.  

  3. 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

    Space Force just makes me laugh. 

    Space Command sounds so much better.  But of course, that already existed, and Donnie has to have a legacy, so he came up with a name that my toddler would come up with.  

  4. 6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

    I was so busy looking at the tank I didn’t notice how ‘anonymous’ was spelled. 
     

    @atomheartbevo you’re right, it takes a lot of time and dedication to create such ‘art.’ Weird how society now seeks enlightenment in the dark. 

    Better they spend their time churning out this stuff than plotting the next mass shooting.

  5. 7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

    I’m in on Coming to America part deux, and if Eddie really wants to just take my money, they can do another sequel to Beverly Hills Cop.  He has a nice little window here to just take money from 40-somethings.

    He could get me to watch SNL on a regular basis.

  6. 1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

    You talking about the last 20 years when he was trying to be a family man?  Because once he was on SNL, Eddie Murphy became Eddie Murphy pretty quickly.

    Yeah, the last.  Now, he's gone full-tilt into being Eddie Murphy again, complete with a Coming to America sequel, etc.

  7. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    Personally, I love how they threw in vaccines, too (see the syringe?). It’s kinda the omnibus “everything” conspiracy theory. One-stop shopping for all your batshittery.

    I love this fine specimen of photoshoppery skills. It truly has everything - I particularly love the Jews, the lizard people, the Royals, and the Pope.  Far too many poorly-done photoshops leave out poem of those four, but no, this captures it all.

    Somebody put a helluva lot of thought into this.  Somebody who had time on their hands and wasn't being constantly disturbed by a significant other or children, or the encumbrance of employment.  Somebody who probably had a quiet space they could retreat to, when contemplating all the people and organizations that wronged them.  A quiet space that was perhaps located one level below-ground, perhaps under a house, and who didn't have to cook for themselves - maybe at certain times of the day a bowl of Fruit Loops or a tray of pizza pockets would magically appear at their door, made by a loving hand who didn't understand their ways, but loved them too much to boot them out and make them seek employment. 

  8. 4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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    The 3 stages of regret

    If the football game was tonight, Clemson could have racked up quite a few sacks.

    "Oops, I didn't see him slip through.  Sorry Joe!"

  9. ·

    Edited by atomheartbevo

    So Michelle Obama's birthday is today, which is why Trump is fucking with her healthy school lunch initiative.

    If she announced she was running for the Presidency, I would toss in money, because it would be glorious to see Trump losing his shit over her, while having to bite his tongue at the risk of driving minority and female voters to the voting booth.  Plenty of women on the right may not like her, but not nearly in the same numbers as they hated Hillary.  And she'd probably have Oprah in the background.

  10. 1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

    well, well, well. lookie here. and nunes never even recused himself. he's going to go to prison if this is a just world.

    all these republican motherfuckers are corrupt. that's why they are backing trump with their full amount of bullshittery talent.

    They have to hate Trump on some level - if he had never been elected, most of their actions and associations would never have been discovered.

  11. 14 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

    Find someone that looks at you the way Joe Burrow looks at Donald Trump

    I did.  Turns out she left a string of victims in her wake, and my skin was going to help finish her lampshade collection.

  12. ·

    Edited by atomheartbevo

    48 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

    people in the big cities are much much more likely to vote democrat. People moving here are much more likely to vote democrat. The repubs do have a long term numbers problem in this state.

    And they don't seem to care.   They are doing nothing to defend certain groups in Texas that the GOP is maliciously targeting.  They are supporting/defending behavior that runs counter to how many conservatives feel.  They are supporting/defending behavior that turns a lot of the younger folks off, whether it's race-related, or things like trying to make it harder to vote.  

    Cruz is up there, cradling Dear Leader's balls for all the world to see.  When he's next up for reelection in 2024, Trump will be out of the White House, and Texas would have gone through another couple of election cycles, and more out-of-staters and younger folks will be voting, with another big chunk of olds having dyed off - Cruz isn't going to be able to walk back a lot of this stuff either, given how recent it was.

    And when Texas flips, that's it for the national GOP.

    But nobody seems to give a shit.  The younger voters, right now, are having their image of the GOP shaped by Trump and Cruz and Co., whereas my generation had their image of the GOP shaped by Reagan/George H. W. Bush, and then George W. Bush (with a generous helping of a much tamer/more coherent Rush Limbaugh and the like).  There's very little there that's inviting to younger Texans and transplants who weren't born with a trust fund.

    Edit: And I'm aware of the irony of that last paragraph, but in the 90s, plenty of us younger Republicans bought into the Reagan mythos - hell, many of us were sad when Nixon died.

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