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  1. 31 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

    Nah. I’m going with the theory it’s because they’re old and don’t understand technology. They’re like the office geezer who prints emails, scans them, and then sends it as an attachment because they don’t know how the “Fwd:” function works.

     

    Olds know how to work the fuck out of the email FWD function.   That’s partly why we are in this mess.  

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  2. On the one hand, this feels like Rudy is deliberately trying to draw attention away from something else.   On the other hand, I don’t think some of these people are smart enough to pull it off.  

  3. 11 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

    Rand is like Lindsay Graham except instead of the Russians having video of him engaged in sex acts they just pay him instead tell his neighbor that Rand is fucking his wife.

    At least Lindsay can claim it wasn’t because of the money.

    Fixed.  

  4. 3 hours ago, Quagmire said:

    Just let them buttfuck you while they play with Kenner Boba fett on your back.

     

    Be careful that it's not a Boba Fett with the backpack that actually shoots a chunk of plastic, because a friend's cousin's friend's older brother's sister's boyfriend's little brother accidentally aimed the Boba Fett figure at his face, and fired the missile up his nose, and it lodged in his brain, and years later, he ended up graduating from Texas A&M.

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  5. 28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

    We live in a simulation.

    I'm just going to tell my kids that the reason why photos used to be in black and white, is because the world was in black and white due to the computers not being powerful enough to handle anything more than black/white/gray.

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