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    Edited by atomheartbevo

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c87lnn09yj8o

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    Donald Trump has said the US will keep or sell the crude oil contained on tankers it has seized off the coast of Venezuela, as well as the vessels themselves. The US president's comments came as Washington continues to pressure the South American country's leader Nicolás Maduro to stand down.

    Speaking to reporters in Florida on Monday, Trump said of the oil "we're going to keep it", adding: "Maybe we will sell it, maybe we will keep it. Maybe we'll use it in the Strategic Reserves. We're keeping the ships also."

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    When asked whether the goal of the seizures was to force Maduro from power, Trump responded: "Well, I think it probably would... That's up to him what he wants to do. I think it'd be smart for him to do that. But again, we're gonna find out."

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    Speaking on Monday, Trump repeated that the US intends to strike targets on land too. He said: "We'll be starting the same programme on land. If they want to come by land, they're going to end up having a big problem. They're going to get blown to pieces, because we don't want our people poisoned."

    Speaking on state television, Maduro responded to Trump by saying: "He would be better off in his own country dealing with economic and social issues and the world would be better off if he focused on his own country's affairs."

     


    Sorry Venezuela, those files ain’t going to go away on their own.

  2. 6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

    I was going to read it this weekend but now what’s the point. 


    [spioler]
    The part where he fucked his mom and flew too close to the sun is quite riveting and you can see where George R. R. Martin got some of his inspiration from. Hell, his mom wasn’t even stuck in a clothes dryer because they wouldn’t be invented for another 2,700 years.

    [/spoiler]

  3. 4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    Maybe when you get enough money, you need to find novel ways to find thrills. I don't have that problem.

    You’re not being invited to test-drive a 2026 Ferrari are you?

    Me neither.  
     

    Sad Arrested Development GIF

  4. 1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    I'm skeptical that there was someone filming just outside of the tunnel as the Ferrari came through and crashed. I assume they were filming for a reason and knew the Ferrari and perhaps others were driving fast and sliding/drifting/whatever.

    They were filming for a reason.  All the previous tire marks give it away.

  5. 3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

    Surprised he didn't go with, "Mike Pence? Never heard of him."

    It’s going to be fucking hilarious and totally fitting with this timeline if Pence becomes a major voice of the anti-Trump Republicans.

  6. 1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

    Will this one be televised?

    Unfortunately in portrait mode, because dumbasses don’t know how to use landscape mode with their phones.

  7. Yeah, Junior, it’s great news that conservative groups are splintering and fighting each other, and in this case they are fleeing Heritage for Mike Pence. That always bodes well for political movements ahead of an election year,

     

  8. 12 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

    Right when it's Christmas eve dinner time, every one sits down at the table, about to take the first bite... Just blurt out "so... how about all the stone cold hard evidence trump rapes children? Crazy, huh?"

    Or if it's a praying type of family then offer to do the Christmas dinner prayer and thank the good lord for shining his light on president trump raping children and now all of his christian followers can atone for their sins and fight to have him removed from office.

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    Edited by atomheartbevo

    2 hours ago, Red Five said:

    "But why would Trump be blocking the release of the files? Who is he protecting?" -absolute fucking imbeciles. Roughly 79 million of them.

    2 hours ago, tx ind said:

    I'm starting to think that the timing of this around the holidays when people aren't working will bring it more attention.

    I’m staying with some relatives who voted for Trump and had the red ball caps in the past but they’ve toned down all of the MAGa shit to the point where we saw nothing.  I was expecting Fox News.  They instead keep it on Scripps News whenever I don’t have it on one of those European Christmas market tour things on YouTube.  

    Anyways a story came up this morning over breakfast about Trump riding on Epstein’s plane and the couple watched it and didn’t offer commentary, but they watched it.  

    No idea if this is temporary or just while we are here but seems like they genuinely made the switch.  They have the channel memorized and we haven’t seen or heard shit about Trump out of them them, unlike last Christmas. 

    I’m hoping this is happening more than we see among the more moderates.  

  10. 12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    Fight me! There isn't such a thing.

    If we can allow the Irish to think of themselves as human beings, then we can let the occasional Englishman think he’s good.  

  11. Damn, only 55

    https://kotaku.com/report-vince-zampella-battlefield-boss-and-call-of-duty-co-creator-killed-in-car-crash-2000655216

    On Sunday, Vince Zampella, executive vice president at EA, head of Respawn, and one of the devs who helped create Call of Duty, was killed in a car crash in Southern California.

    On Monday, NBC4 reported that Zampella was killed in a single-car crash involving a 2026 Ferrari 296 GTS that happened on December 21 at 12:45 pm local time on a road north of Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Mountains. California Highway Patrol told the outlet that the car veered off the road and collided with a concrete barrier. The car’s passenger was ejected from the vehicle. The driver was reportedly trapped in the ensuing car fire and died at the scene. The passenger reportedly died later at a nearby hospital.

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    The 55-year-old game developer was one of the key people behind the creation of Call of Duty. He later left that franchise and helped co-found Respawn in 2010 with fellow CoD developer Jason West. The studio’s first game was the critically acclaimed Xbox-only, EA-published Titanfall. It would later produce a sequel, a popular battle royale spin-off, and two highly successful Star Warsaction games, Jedi: Fallen Order and Jedi: Survivor. In 2017, Respawn was acquired by EA and became a key part of the publisher’s roster of studios. In 2021, Zampella was put in charge of Battlefield and helped the series reboundwith this year’s massively successful Battlefield 6, which is one of 2025’s biggest games. Meanwhile, the franchise he helped create, Call of Duty, continues to be one of the biggest game franchises in the world.

  12. 49 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

    This fucking Trump class ship will never get built.

    Yeah, the OSINT folks who focus on naval matters are saying there’s no facilities to really start building them unless they bump existing orders that are already paid for, authorized, scheduled, etc.  it would be a massive disruption for the shipbuilders.

    I love that a fucking draft dodger, whose family never bothered to serve, wants a class of ships named after himself.

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