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longhorndude

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  1. Yeah, it’s pretty tame compared to the shit that was going on as we burned shaggy down.
  2. I just came into a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue....should I just start guzzling it before the apocalypse?
  3. Goddamnit they shoulda had Beto do this rebuttal. I know it can’t happen but new blood is needed.
  4. I truly hate this fat orange shit stain on humanity.
  5. I think Mattis gave him the baggy eyes as a fuck you on the way out the door.
  6. How dare you insult my fourth grader!
  7. How is “terrorist” not on this?? I was gonna take a shot every time I heard it in hopes I pass out before the fat fuck stops lying.
  8. [emoji869][emoji869][emoji869]
  9. This. Doesn’t sound mariotta will be back anytime soon.
  10. Oh my, just caught the current score in that one. Keep it up you Eagles.
  11. So he’s the perfect SecDef candidate?
  12. In Russia you don’t masturbate Russia masturbates you.
  13. First leg at home and return away, this team can score anywhere so getting an away goal or three shouldn’t be an issue if needed.
  14. The candied pecan porter is surprisingly good as well.
  15. I tried to rent one of these after the Iowa State game a few weeks ago while fully sauced. Luckily all the ones we found were dead.
  16. GREAT PATRIOT = dumb enough to take the job.
  17. This. He’s always been just a shitty NY conman to me.
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