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threesheets

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  1. I'm gonna need links. We're on the same side, but c'mon. I'm having a hard time with the "shielding" thing, and if it's true, I need to know more about the smiley shit head on the left if his brother actually died last week.
  2. We need more bowling leagues people! Can't you fucking see that? Holy shit I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
  3. It's ok. Crow Line made it all better. Esp fake OJ Corso.
  4. The second I get in the car to start my commute the breaking news sounder comes on for this boring fuck. Great.
  5. Came here to post this. Holy hell that place is trash and expensive as hell. And of course my 13 year old daughter loves it. Good teas/lemonades though. Plus they're free when you order at the kiosk and forget to put them on your order.
  6. Fuck me. I meant Trump is Billy Ray.
  7. It won't be Trump playing Mortimer though. Trump is Reggie.
  8. threesheets

    Dallas | BBQ

    Oof. Forgot about Blu's. Yep, go there.
  9. threesheets

    Dallas | BBQ

    I thought about Ten 50 first then said nah. Plus I'd send him to the Coppell Hard Eight (the place Ten 50 cc'd) before that. But it's only slightly better.
  10. threesheets

    Dallas | BBQ

    Haven't been yet, but Meat U Anywhere in Grapevine is supposed to be good. You're missing Cattleack by a day unfortunately.
  11. I love it when karma comes calling.
  12. Should he start a new thread?
  13. Fucking lost it at this. Boystown was the first place that came to mind, but the bars I went to there were actually not all that dumpy. Sketchy for sure (looking at you Dallas Cowboys), but halfway decent places. But that was early-mid 90s.
  14. A few years out of college me and a couple of buddies went to a show at Starplex and were going pretty hard on the nose candy. After the show ended, we decided (for whatever fucking reason) we wanted to go to the diviest bar we could find. One of us remembered a tejano bar that was next door to the beer store we bought from all the time as minors. On Lamar, like a mile east of 45 (like why not, we're close by right?). I grew up in south Dallas and was plenty comfortable buying beer/chatting up folks on Lamar, but to decide to hang out at a bar over there on a weeknight for no good reason was stupid at best. We drive over there and out front there's a fat mexican dude in a fake sheriff uniform that looked like it was bought at the Salvation Army (by way of Party City). Dude frisks us head to toe and we still think it's a good idea to go in. We walk in and I swear the music stopped. Everyone cranes their necks, gives us a nice long mad-dogging, then the music starts back up (no, it never stopped). Anyway, aside from having beers slammed down in front of us (unopened) by hot mexican chicks that had no interest in serving dumb ass gringos, nothing too eventful happened. One of my buddies even ended up line dancing with a bunch of the chicks that were there (which brought a lot more mad dogging from the guys in the house). /csb. this is the place (I'm almost positive):
  15. I want to be as blissfully retarded as the people that think the my pig/dropped third strike mashup is funny.
  16. Mustache too big? I still use so many quotes from Life. "Whichever bitch I start choking! That's her!"
  17. So Type 2 diabetic Darren has been on the SOTA program for four weeks and has been off his meds for three (if I heard correctly). Quite an endorsement.
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