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Redneck Mutha

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  1. Their leap in logic from "if we win one of those games" to "we win it all" is aggyesque. Mother fuckers, you still would had to beat Georgia in the SECCG and a salty as fuck Notre Dame defense in the BCSCG. Shit, using a smaller jump to conclusions mat than aggy's 2012 championship fanfic, we could argue that we were 6 plays away from winning 6 more titles in the past 60 years - 1964, 1968, 1983, 2001, 2008, 2009. But fuck all that, we got 4 and that's 4x where they're at.
  2. Mother in law passed away in March. Will was in place, my wife and her 2 siblings split everything equally. MIL owned a business and the family will liquidate it over the next few months. I'm assuming any profit realized after her passing (net of expenses), we'll need to report 1/3 of that on taxes on schedule C?
  3. Burnt Orange Math Conspiracy
  4. That Jimbo/Petrino high-octane offense is plug-and-play, ya stupid sip!
  5. 5* (who everybody knows is a 3* at best) Arch Manning will definitely flame out! Also, 5* Reggie McNeal 4* Stephen McGee 5* Kenny Hill 5* Kyler Murray 5* Kyle Allen 4* Trevor Knight 5* Kellen Mond 5* Haynes King 4* Max Johnson 5* Conner Weigman <next man up, fill in the blank> will definitely win a Heisman at Texas A&M due to Coach Franchione's Sherman's Sumlin's Fisher's Petrino's incredible offensive mind!
  6. Your food disgust is low (36.25%).
  7. And did you know he went to SMU?? And he used to dress like his idol, Payne Stewart?? Who also went to SMU!!
  8. Team La Sierra. We always have at least one can in the pantry, makes for good and easy breakfast tacos, tostadas, or naoch.
  9. I'd like to congratulate our conference mates KSU on their national crop judging championship! Proof once again that this we're in the strongest conference in the nation! B-D-F! B-D-F! B-D-F!
  10. Blueblood program? More like blue balls program.
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