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faps

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  1. The Decepticons, wait that's already taken.
  2. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    He wants a Nobel Peace Prize badly.
  3. The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." [Billy stares blankly] See, 'cause of the echo.
  4. Hit.
  5. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    He is this gen's Andrea de Cesaris.
  6. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
  7. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    I don't know if Angola in Louisiana is federal, but it certainly checks the bumfuck and Mississippi area boxes.
  8. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Why is Miami not a night race? Seems like it would make more sense, the night life nature of the city and it being kinda toasty during the day. 7pm in Miami would be midnight in London though, so that might have something to do with it.
  9. Yeah, felt like a Walking Dead knockoff to me. We were just immediately into the town life and drama. I guess I preferred the first season's slog through the danger zone on their way to Jackson. And that group of zoomers at the beginning were not intimidating in any way, rough acting too. I haven't played any of the games, so maybe it gets better.
  10. Back in 2018, I was driving down 89 heading into Gardiner and there was a barn off the road with a huge painted on sign that said "Trump: Brains and Balls". lol'd at that, so yeah, definite magat country.
  11. 718 Boxster GTS 4.0
  12. She was probably on that flight recently that had to land early because everyone was flushing towels and clothing and stuff in the lavatory.
  13. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    How many races does Yuki get? We gonna see a Hadjar door on here pretty soon?
  14. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Catching up reading the last three pages or so and thought this comment by wood was pretty prescient. The plank wear caused Lewis' DQ right? A problem indeed.
  15. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Saw they launched the F1 TV Premium app and it has a multiview setting that looks cool. Though it would appear that only works on AppleTV/Chrome browsers and since I use Shields for all my TV's I am SOL there. $17/month isn't terrible though. https://www.formula1.com/en-us/subscribe-to-f1-tv
  16. Man, I hope the final outcome is as rosy as you say.
  17. I can't wait to piss on this dudes grave.
  18. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Russia's military is far better with backing from the United States though. Which the likelihood of that happing is not something that would surprise me at this point. Literally nothing would surprise me anymore. The worst gd timeline.
  19. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Massive bloodletting, ala WW1 or WW2, is the only thing that "solves" this issue. We are headed there in a hurry though, so that's good. Sucks that all the dumbasses in this country voted for this outcome. I guess I am along for the ride, not much I can do personally. thisisfine.jpg
  20. Will the US as we knew it two months ago, still exist in 20 years? Leaning no.
  21. faps replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    There's a fuckload of those turds at the dealer in NW Houston. I never notice a dent in the amount on that lot, so I hope they are rusting away.
  22. Luckily both of my parents are liberal. But I think we're getting to the point where I'd cut ties with a close family member if they were still maga in 2025. The door would be open if they came to their senses, but I wouldn't contact them. I have already cut ties with friends and extended family that post maga shit on FB. That reminds me, I should delete my account.
  23. faps replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Cowards def should've gone full green. The Ferrari is tragic, sure it's nice having sponsors, but damn.
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