I mentioned Uber/Lyft before, but hereâs what I didnât mention: cell phone service sucks at the Fair on that day. You can barely get a signal. Even if you have the best data plan on the planet, good luck getting a score update on ESPN, much less being able to successfully order an Uber/Lyft. And again, good luck to you finding your driver, and good luck to them getting out of there by their next birthday.
Yeah I donât lend much to that neighborhood crap either. I mean yeah there are gonna be a few knuckleheads that see that day as an opportunity to smash into your car and take shit, but if you base avoiding doing shit on that possibility existing, youâd have to live in a fenced compound. But even if Fair Park were located in the heart of Preston Hollow, the night game is still a terrible idea with all sorts of logistical nightmares and no real benefit to it.
The adults in the room who make these decisions donât even consider it, which again is why i say that suggestion is analogous to âJerryWorld!â
The Texas-OU game is a great tradition. Thereâs literally no point in fucking around with it. Letâs not put our Roger Goodell caps on here.