Everything posted by Not a cat
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
To be fair Akers was playing for a national championship in his 7th year, but once the freedom bowl happened the next year he had a very short leash. I think the reason for the disparity in fan vitriol between the 2 is because in 1986 we had pretty much kicked ass the previous 30 years so fans weren't used to losing. Turtle had the benefit of lazy years Mack and strong.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
If Simmons somehow meets his goal and breaks the single season sack record of 22.5, I'll be thoroughly impressed. Though I'm still not sure how Kiki did that playing in the early 80s SWC. Unless they counted a tackle for loss of the QB on an option play as a sack.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Outsiders think it is all about talent, which Texas always had.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Why was Ramy buying canaries?
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2025 P/K Gehrig Heil
An extra 5 or 10 yards of lebensraum can be all the difference in a close game.
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Caitlin Clark …. Seriously
Story I heard about a journeyman NHL player that played against Gretzky. Fight breaks out and when that happens everyone just grabs the closest opposing player to keep them out of it. He grabs Gretzky who looks at him and says "get your hands off of me you fucking plumber."
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Gwenyth Paltrow's Vagina Smell for the masses
I did not have Elton John liking the smell of vagina on my bingo card.
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Tell me about ou
Yeah, Switzer was just innocently hanging out at a track meet when he found himself seated behind an oil company exec who was also a huge OU booster. Unbeknownst to this booster, the head football coach was right behind him and overheard everything booster told his wife about the upcoming events that would move the market. What are the odds?
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Tell me about ou
You deserve to get treated like Mrs Lacewell good and hard if you're dumb enough to trust Switzer. He was also the defendant in a landmark SEC (exchange not conference) insider trading case.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
That's peak Mack right there. Sometimes I forget what a little bitch he was but then I see something like this to remind me.
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Netflix Recommendations
Jenn looks like a younger version of his wife. He definitely has a type.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Vegas has their win total at 6.5, which is pretty bad considering they have games against Illinois st, Kent St and temple. I'm curious where they get 4 more out of Michigan plus their SEC schedule of aub, TX, TN, scar, ole miss, bama, Missouri and LSU.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Yeah, but he wouldn't have been able to do that in the Valley.
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Caitlin Clark …. Seriously
I'm no analytics expert but I think fouling Reese on a layup is just wasting a foul.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
"The guy showed up and immediately beat out Jake Taylor, mostly due to Taylor's knees being shot due to years of hard drinking and playing catcher"
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Laissez les inmates rouler
It was a clue left by criminal masterminds to at least give the law a fighting chance- they're headed to the Big Easy.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Septuagenarians. She's no Anna Nicole.
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Netflix Recommendations
Untold- Liver King. How in the hell have I never heard of this clown and who could have possibly believed he wasn't juiced to the gills on steroids? IMO, easily the worst of the untold series. Suppose it's good for a watch if you want to learn how to be a con man or cult leader.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Exactly how big are you?Are there Subarus that weigh less than you?
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Netflix Recommendations
I suppose it says a lot about me that the only character I connected with was Steve Carrel's. And they really should include watching this series in any premarital counseling because it reminded me exactly how hard marriage was.
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OJ Simpson has died
I guess this is the appropriate thread for stories of hot chicks being stabbed to death.
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
South 1st south of slaughter. Mary Moore seawright park. Good luck.
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it. And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
That's just spending about .0005% of his net worth to keep her happy. Call me when she's on the board of directors at Oracle.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread (football edition)
We had the ball on the 15 after picking off a hail Mary and just went into victory formation. Though that kneel down looked awkward, were you required to make it look like you tripped back then?