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Not a cat

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  1. Horrified? Is it a crowd of OU fans?
  2. Did you forget Reggie Roby, the Jackie Robinson of kickers?
  3. These were actually the 2 I was going to list, but by far the first one.
  4. This is a damn good starting list. Throw in Tech and we're pretty much done. I'll show myself out
  5. What could possibly go wrong leaving your tab open all night at a bar and not knowing what was charged to you until a month later when you get a bill?
  6. I have always thrown at least 50 or a 100 at each mover, depending on how tough the job was. Those poor fuckers work their asses off. And I've never had one not be genuinely appreciative for it. Maybe they're surprised because they look at me and think "this cheap fucker isn't tipping", but you can tell by their faces they're already thinking of the lap dances that's gonna buy them.
  7. I think sweat and ctj settle their differences like gentlemen - a 40 yard race at a tailgate
  8. This happened to me last fall at my son's high school football game. I laughed and walked away. The great thing is it was some middle aged Karen serving me (by serving I mean grabbing an already prepared bowl of stale nachos and a can of coke) that was obviously part of a booster group working concessions, and not some starving barista trying to pay off those philosophy grad school loans. I felt zero guilt. I'm with previous posters that have started boycotting places that want tips for doing their counter service non-bartender jobs. Almost pulled into a subway yesterday but remembered they're in on the grift. Which, now that I think about it, means that I somehow got comfortable with Jared being a pederass but tipping was my line in the sand. Not sure what that says but I do hate Penn State if that helps.
  9. Then after claiming she didn't remember, next time when something similar comes up and you repeatedly remind her that there is only one thing that matters that must be conveyed to the tenants- "stop treating me like a child!" Ask me how I know.
  10. That was it. Can't trap them, but can hunt.
  11. So we're getting Mack an NIL deal that includes a shrubbery, something nice but not too expensive?
  12. That is awesome. I bet mom was pleased, though you may have screwed yourself because she's going with on next trip. Just curious, do you do things for free for your father or do you charge him? And if the latter, how much? This thread needs to know.
  13. I'm selling my house and in cleaning up found the never used china my ex in-laws insisted we take. Ex didn't want. Nobody I know wanted it. Goodwill begrudgingly took it. I hope there's some family eating Mac and cheese off of it.
  14. I think these contestants overestimate how far 500k before taxes gets you. They all say some variant of "if I win I'm gonna buy a ranch to help teach kids outdoor skills, get my mom a house and take care of my autistic kid that'll be set for life..." I know they live in the country where shit is cheaper but the 325k they're getting after taxes is gonna go quickly.
  15. But think of the stories he could tell that none of us could even imagine. Growing up in the Depression, fighting WW2, watching aggy win a championship...
  16. You're 100% correct but how much is that $200 you're gonna collect worth to you? I know it's the principle but it looks like that 200 is going to cost you a lot of pussy down the road. To be clear I'd tell her cheap ass freeloading friend to suck it and pay up, but then I'm divorced so maybe not the best source. Think of me as the George Costanza of happy marriages.
  17. $100 is a big number? And you're absolutely right, should be split equally 3 ways, or 2/8, 3/8, 3/8 for the 2 night couple
  18. I bet it was a dolphin. Those fuckers are big Baylor fans.
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