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Stinkpalm

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  1. Speaking of... err... ding dong ditch. I got in a lot of trouble in 4th grade for using the no longer accepted name for the game. Mind you, I was not raised in a racist household, and had no idea that the n-word was a derogatory word... or that it even was a real word at all. I had never heard that word used anywhere outside of the act of knocking on doors and hauling ass. I thought that n-knocker was all one word and that it was a random made-up word for the game. So when someone knocked on our classroom door, and nobody was at the door upon my teacher opening said door, I had no idea the world of trouble I was getting myself into when I stood up a yelled “it was a n-knocker!” It took me 10+ years before I finally realized why I was sent to the principal’s office for that. Also, my teacher did not chase down the responsible party and kill them on that occasion.
  2. them aggy unis are piss yellow. I wonder why. Fun fact: They were white before being issued
  3. Bring in an extra large bell with a Taco Bell wrap on it?
  4. Mike leach has fought tooth and nail, and is still waiting on his money from Tech. No damn way slimy aggy ever acquiesces and pays Fisher when he gets fired “for cause”.
  5. Huzzah! Not at all what I expected to see when this thread bumped, but I’m fully gruntled
  6. Keep Tom Herman’s unborn knuckle children out of your mouth and off of this thread, you goddamn penis-breathed mother fucker! I’ll only ask you nicely this one time.
  7. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ticket-top-10/id1368713096?i=1000453932290 Not sure if this will play here or not, but was listening to the musers a while back and Gordo interviewed this aggy while wireless at the trump rally. This goober was a walk-on that still wears his “championship” ring from 2010. Fun starts around 4:28
  8. Sweatergod, thought this was in reference to the main campus. Should’ve known better though, as the main campus is still an embarrassment to the system
  9. Went to the Ft Worth Oktoberfest today after the aggy game had ended. The place was infested with aggy. While standing in line to get some food, a group of aggy walks up behind us. They had apparently been getting trash talked about their shitty game (they were decked out in aggy gear) by a TCU fan, bc they were muttering to themselves their retort that they were obviously too nutless to say to the apparent shit-talker’s face at the time. Conversation between them went almost verbatim: aggy1 to aggy group “Don’t let that distract you from the fact that they lost to Kansas last year” aggy2 “Don’t let that distract you from the fact that tu lost to Kansas” aggy3 “And Maryland”. I feel like I don’t need to mention that these guys looked exactly what you’re imagining a group of aggy would look like, but I’m going to anyway, because holy hell they were straight out of a thujone masterpiece. My drunk ass couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably as they tried to console themselves about scraping out a dogshit win over an abysmal arky team, and amongst themselves in their safe space instead of to the person who had put them in their tizzy. My wife wasn’t paying attention to their conversation, so she looked at me like I had lost my mind. They really showed THAT guy! AND mean old tu! Keep living in years passed, aggy... 1939 wasn’t THAT long ago...
  10. I envy her cousins
  11. The math checks out
  12. Very classy of you to choose to not do it off of her dick
  13. I get it. I get things... He looked... serviceable. Not gonna run through guys as he’s pretty light framed. Never looked like he was gonna break off a big run or make a big chunk of yardage by breaking though to the next level on his own, like trayveon seemed to do. That o-line is bad, and he wasn’t getting much if they didn’t open a big hole for him. That’s saying something when the other team is TX state.
  14. ‘Tis true, good sir. I always have it locked and loaded
  15. Dammit...
  16. Basically. Natural flow of the Guadalupe, with the rest of the original “lake bottom” becoming greenbelt. For McQueeny, the canals would become greenbelt for people cruise around in their UTVs most likely. The plan appears to be to file as many injunctions as possible to delay dewatering and give the communities time to assemble their own water authorities, but no way they will have enough time to accomplish that. Dewatering is going to happen, it’s just a matter of whether they’ll be able to assemble a water authority that can rebuild the dams and fill them back up. And as Relapse said, there’s a big price tag associated with that which would have to come from the home owners under that plan. Put simply, the outlook doesn’t look good that I’ll be putting around the lake with a Lodge-a-rita in hand again any time soon.
  17. Appears GBRA has put out their decision, which is to dewater all their lakes one at a time starting September 16th and thereby returning them all to natural flow. Shitty. http://seguingazette.com/alert/article_e7b9582a-bf72-11e9-b73e-ff65a710dd97.html?fbclid=IwAR0KsaYhDlOiMJV9t5t2TQQSqAtmvDevgZ7kwJ1OpMSM_W44AI8IAF42RKw
  18. I have the answers you seek, but it’ll cost you a pinch of snuff and a cold schlitz
  19. They clearly underestimate Starkle-motion
  20. Not nearly grandiose enough... needs way more delusion. B-
  21. Haha, yep. “We need to stop thinking about, fretting over tu, ya da, ya da”, then immediately continues to think about and fret over “tu”
  22. So the last (and only) national championship for aggy came before McDonalds even existed. Sounds like a real blue-blood, flagship to me...
  23. Patiently waiting on Bizzle’s breakdown since he believes the other posters were so far off that it was worth masturbating over. I do think Rogers is pretty damn good, and saw him make several freak catches from Mond that should’ve sailed high, but I only caught a couple games so they may have been the exception. So I can at least see reason for optimism for him from aggy, but most of the other positions... I’m not seeing it
  24. Fetch... is the word you are looking for...
  25. A source tells me that VB saw it and determined that it needed more star wipes
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