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Stinkpalm

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  1. I’d, uh... I’d still... let me just throw this out there... I have the weirdest boner right now and my curiosity is higher than my pants tent. Sssoooooo..... pics?
  2. Three Fifty Oven
  3. My mind goes straight to Gilda Radner when I hear Harvey’s Bristol Cream
  4. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was his phone that had the recording. I’ll go further out on that limb and say that he actually had her phone in his hand, not to snap a photo, but to look through her old texts to see who she was cheating on him with when the gun “accidentally” went off. A five pound trigger is not heavy, but it’s also not “light”. It takes an actual pull to set off a five pound trigger.
  5. I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?
  6. @Willard the wildebeest?
  7. Forearm discussion
  8. Ha! Thought my review had been filtered since it didn’t show up the day of posting it. Decided to ask a question since I thought my review got rejected and that one didn’t show up either, so I figured they knew I was trolling. Well today the shirt popped up as an ad on my phone so I thought I’d go check out the new “reviews” and mine are now there (SECready). Still awaiting an answer to my question though... https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/new-world-graphics-mens-texas-a-m-university-sec-illustrate-chain-t-shirt?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=carousel_productfeed&utm_content=SKU#repChildCatid=5516170
  9. I’ve learned in life that any time an aggy tells you something, believe that the exact opposite of what they say. It’s never steered me wrong.
  10. I mean, hell, he didn’t even win a single game at his first head coaching gig
  11. Ooh, look at the good eyes on Ghost over here...
  12. “Take a safety” “Blow victory” lulz
  13. I don’t know why... but I believe him, yo
  14. Lulz. Let’s see if we can go 2 for 2. Submitted and awaiting review
  15. Lulz. It’s okay. Don’t worry, my little buttercup. You’ll have a plethora of opportunities to get other jokes.
  16. Having seen the little pole-mounted transformers blow during thunderstorms, I immediately recognized the light in the video as that... but that one in the video was orders of magnitude bigger and longer. Pretty awesome display
  17. Buy the ticket... uh.. take the ride... no sympathy for the devil...
  18. I don’t know, OP... I’m not an astronaut
  19. I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust
  20. That’s funny. It only took one visit in hs to aggyland to know that it sucked (my aggy brother was trying to convince me to follow him there.) I immediately sent in my acceptance to UT upon returning home.
  21. Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”) NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.
  22. It should surprise nobody that aggy has taken every opportunity possible to pimp their school in the wake of 41’s passing, instead of simply honoring the man himself. My Facebook feed has been littered with aggy puff-pieces, patting themselves on the back for being associated with 41 and making his passing all about them. So, status quo in gomerville.
  23. Well, men don’t get periods, so I think he’s in the clear
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