Everything posted by The People’s Elbow
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Game Atmosphere
Tweet it to CDC.
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Shall we talk about heavy music?
Sounds like Trivium if Trivium didn’t suck shit.
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9.17.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
The fuck? What am I missing here?
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Scuffle at the UT/USC Game: Was This Any Shagsters?
Major Harsin is Chrispy? Chrispy is Major Harsin?
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Jack Ryan Season 1
Fuck. You’re right. All the more reason the casting was terrible.
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
Aggy-level classlessness with no place here. Fuck that guy.
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Game Atmosphere
LHB is garbage these days. Easy enough to hear it even on TV, much less in person.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Mike is drunk af
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
How long’s this last? A couple quarters? A game?
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
How long is this gonna last? A cou? A game?
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
It’d be within character for us to give a punter the game ball.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Our entire offensive identity is based on a late-term miscarriage’s afterbirth.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Our coaching, like our team, is a sensitive vagina. No smash mouth football here.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Playcalling sucks and Sam sucks.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
News flash: Sam fucking sucks.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
He is a member of the league of shadows.
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Bama v. The Klan
Can we put a full court press on Jalen Hurts please?
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Jack Ryan Season 1
I don’t recall many (if any) superfluous storylines. They all seem to intersect in one way or another.
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Jack Ryan Season 1
Heh. Were they 5’10” and 180 lbs like Matice was?
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Jack Ryan Season 1
He was supposed to be moderately burly, if not overly lean and fit. I even seem to recall the books even describing him as kinda hairy. The Clark-like actor in this new series is nearly as bad as Dafoe: small, scrawny, and he whines like Slorch.
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2018 Hurricane Season
Yeah. That’s who I’m watching and it doesn’t seem to be Jeff. New culpable, Jeff fanboys. I think this guy’s hyperbole is exhausting.
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2018 Hurricane Season
Now that I’m thinking about it: does Jeff have a buddy who also broadcasts? I’m watching some dude on YouTube. Is Jeff on Periscope?
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2018 Hurricane Season
I did — it was great. This ain’t that. This is someone hamming it up.
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2018 Hurricane Season
I’m not buying this dude’s schtick. He’s so excitable and a touch dramatic, he’d make stubbing his toe sound like a grenade wound.
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
That very well could be an adult question. That’s the current perception of your profession by many. Congrats.