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The People’s Elbow

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  1. Tweet it to CDC.
  2. Sounds like Trivium if Trivium didn’t suck shit.
  3. The fuck? What am I missing here?
  4. Major Harsin is Chrispy? Chrispy is Major Harsin?
  5. Fuck. You’re right. All the more reason the casting was terrible.
  6. Aggy-level classlessness with no place here. Fuck that guy.
  7. LHB is garbage these days. Easy enough to hear it even on TV, much less in person.
  8. Mike is drunk af
  9. How long’s this last? A couple quarters? A game?
  10. How long is this gonna last? A cou? A game?
  11. It’d be within character for us to give a punter the game ball.
  12. Our entire offensive identity is based on a late-term miscarriage’s afterbirth.
  13. Our coaching, like our team, is a sensitive vagina. No smash mouth football here.
  14. Playcalling sucks and Sam sucks.
  15. News flash: Sam fucking sucks.
  16. He is a member of the league of shadows.
  17. Can we put a full court press on Jalen Hurts please?
  18. I don’t recall many (if any) superfluous storylines. They all seem to intersect in one way or another.
  19. Heh. Were they 5’10” and 180 lbs like Matice was?
  20. He was supposed to be moderately burly, if not overly lean and fit. I even seem to recall the books even describing him as kinda hairy. The Clark-like actor in this new series is nearly as bad as Dafoe: small, scrawny, and he whines like Slorch.
  21. Yeah. That’s who I’m watching and it doesn’t seem to be Jeff. New culpable, Jeff fanboys. I think this guy’s hyperbole is exhausting.
  22. Now that I’m thinking about it: does Jeff have a buddy who also broadcasts? I’m watching some dude on YouTube. Is Jeff on Periscope?
  23. I did — it was great. This ain’t that. This is someone hamming it up.
  24. I’m not buying this dude’s schtick. He’s so excitable and a touch dramatic, he’d make stubbing his toe sound like a grenade wound.
  25. That very well could be an adult question. That’s the current perception of your profession by many. Congrats.
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