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elfenix

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  1. "booth initiated" secsecsecbigboyfooseball! how many games into the secsecsec will we all be bitching about the mickey mouse officiating in the new bullshit league?
  2. minivans solved 3rd row seats 30+ years ago but we all decided they weren't cool so we all bought butched up minivans that don't function as well.
  3. mom: freshman in highschool. one teacher mentioned he'd been shot. they called everyone to the auditorium and a teacher walking by said he was dead.
  4. unintended acceleration is nothing new for audi
  5. those are failing LEDs. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/streetlights-are-mysteriously-turning-purple-heres-why/
  6. the landscaping company that maintains our office building has its offices at our office building. so we get extra attention. we have lots of trees. the leaf blowers start at 9 am and continue well past noon. and sometimes return later in the afternoon. conference call? good luck.
  7. i read that same ars article the other day https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/11/280-million-e-bikes-are-slashing-oil-demand-far-more-than-electric-vehicles/ far more pleasant listening to the rather quiet whir of electric bikes taking off from a stoplight (in shanghai) instead of the same number of 2 strokes (damn near everywhere else)
  8. Admitting you're a mark is the hardest thing for a mark to do.
  9. someone should check their papers anyway, this could turn out well:
  10. counterpoint: the only guy who has left due to his particular fetish has the most highly repped post in surly history
  11. it's always april 1, 1877, in mississippi.
  12. it's a non-profit. it doesn't have shareholders.
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