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elfenix

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  1. 2 touchdowns in 5:38? Is such a thing even possible? ---iowa and corn, probably
  2. Ball going forward is somehow not prima facie evidence that it's an incomplete pass.
  3. ole miss's QB cleared concussion protocol in 6 minutes last night.
  4. the skinniest state now is heftier than the thickest state was 20 years ago.
  5. definitely concussed, already back out. still higher IQ than the average mississippian.
  6. not hit him in the head with his head
  7. "booth initiated" secsecsecbigboyfooseball! how many games into the secsecsec will we all be bitching about the mickey mouse officiating in the new bullshit league?
  8. minivans solved 3rd row seats 30+ years ago but we all decided they weren't cool so we all bought butched up minivans that don't function as well.
  9. mom: freshman in highschool. one teacher mentioned he'd been shot. they called everyone to the auditorium and a teacher walking by said he was dead.
  10. unintended acceleration is nothing new for audi
  11. those are failing LEDs. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/streetlights-are-mysteriously-turning-purple-heres-why/
  12. the landscaping company that maintains our office building has its offices at our office building. so we get extra attention. we have lots of trees. the leaf blowers start at 9 am and continue well past noon. and sometimes return later in the afternoon. conference call? good luck.
  13. i read that same ars article the other day https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/11/280-million-e-bikes-are-slashing-oil-demand-far-more-than-electric-vehicles/ far more pleasant listening to the rather quiet whir of electric bikes taking off from a stoplight (in shanghai) instead of the same number of 2 strokes (damn near everywhere else)
  14. Admitting you're a mark is the hardest thing for a mark to do.
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