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Posts posted by Sandman
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10 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
Your wife is an illegal alien.If she was, she'd probably be a better cook.
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13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:
What does being on the rag have to do with anything?Judge me if you like, but I've never liked period sex. Done it many times but it's not my cup of tea.
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Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.
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1 hour ago, Rusty Shackelford said:
Reminds me of the waitress who slid the customer’s hotdog up her vag before serving it.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uF4bF_1549469070OK, I'll admit it, that was kinda hot. Still wouldn't eat it. Or the hot dog.
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2 hours ago, thestud said:
If I had gotten caught for 1/10th the stupid shit I did in high school I’d still be in prison right now. I was arrested twice before my 17th birthday and if you get my dad drunk enough he’ll admit he didn’t think I would live to see my 21st birthday given the crowd I associated with and the decisions I made.
As it stands I grew up a little, grew stupid, then grew up some more and finally halfway got my shit together. Over this past weekend I was directly responsible for two separate cases of sudden cardiac arrest not only regaining pulses but eventually being diagnosed with a high probability of discharge with zero deficits.
Don’t be easy on your kid, but don’t give up on her either.I agree, I did dumb stuff as well. Not drugs or alcohol but other dumb shit, but I never got caught. I was lucky.
I'll admit that I'm having a hard time with it, it pisses me off. But she's a good student and is always good mannered. Perhaps she's got a bit of Eddie Haskell in her, making a good show for the adults? I dunno. I try to be firm but not harsh, supportive but not her "buddy". She hasn't been allowed to drive since the incident and I'm not sure when I'll let her start again. Her goal is to become an RN, so pretty interesting that you mention you're in a medical field. Perhaps it attracts a certain type of personality? I sure as hell don't have it.
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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
What books?
Great Expectations
As I Lay Dying
Little Women
The Scarlet Letter
The Jungle
Their Eyes Were Watching God
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Went to court yesterday, I was surprised at how many parents and kids were there. I guess they have a set day and time for juvenile cases in my town. My kid pled guilty to the charges, the elderly judge gave her a calm version of the riot act, then deferred the sentence for 6 months. The judge then chose 6 novels from a list he had in front of him and said she had to read each one and give a book report on them. She also has to attend a "first time offenders" class. He said if she gets everything done, "You will be rewarded.". If not, the cost of the tickets is over $1800 and she could have her license suspended. I told her she needs to start reading today.
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51 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
I have excellent credit. The best rates I've seen usually come from credit unions with tight membership requirements so I guess that also plays a role?
Rates are just high. I bought a used truck over the weekend, best I could get was 3.97. Wife has 899 credit score, mine was 857.
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CSB/ I was a less than mediocre swimmer in high school. At one meet, we had more boys than the other school and thus there weren't enough lanes in their tiny pool. So I had to go in a weird 2nd heat of the event (100 back) by myself. To finish off the rest of the lanes, they had some girls do their 100 back as well. I fucking crushed those chicks and like I said, I wasn't good at all. It was pretty funny, and I got to look at chicks in swimsuits all day, so it was a win for me /CSB
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40 minutes ago, phdhorn said:
Well shit. Man I'll miss him. The nicest guy you can imagine (yeah I met him).
He was fucking talented as shit, too. Played folk guitar/banjo etc. for 10 years before becoming a Monkee. He could also play keys pretty well and bass. He ended up playing a lot of stuff on their later albums (the Monkees' members were always talented musicians, it's a total fucking fake bullshit that they didn't play on their early albums "because they didn't know how to." They were essentially ordered to let session musicians come in, and for your first album, they didn't have a lot of rights - yet.) Dolenz grew up playing guitar, Jones had an impressive stage career as a singer in musicals, and of course Nesmith speaks for himself. They were as talented as almost any group back in the late 60's. But they were already doomed as teen pop stars, although some of their later stuff was pretty cool.
Anyway, RIP, Mr. Thorkleson. You made a lot of people really happy to be alive. I was one of them.He was in that doc "The Wrecking Crew" and talked about how he brought his guitars and equipment in to record the album, only to be told he wasn't playing. He didn't seem too upset, he said those guys were badasses but I bet he was pretty salty when it happened and I wouldn't blame him.
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Pour one out for Peter Tork. Always like the Monkees when I was a kid.
https://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-monkees-peter-tork-dies-at-77-htmlstory.html
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I fell off the wagon and I'm looking at trucks again. I found a couple of Rams that look good, not sure about quality. Anyone have the lowdown on 2016-17 Ram? What to look for or avoid?
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1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:
New cars are easiest.
1) Locate every dealer of the make you're going after in a radius you're willing to go to, e.g. 100 miles, or "All of Texas." Call all of them and ask for their "Internet Sales" department. Get that guy's email address.
2) Go to toyota.com and spec out the exact car you want, every detail - it's new so make it how you want it
3) Email that spec to every address you collected (be sure to CC: them so they can see that they are competing) with this note: "Hi, I'm a cash buyer looking for a 2019 4Runner with the following spec (see attached). I will make a decision on who I buy through in the next several days, please send me your best offer on this specific model and options (no changes).
3a - optional) After you get a bunch of responses, narrow it down to the top 3 and email back #2 and 3 with #1's offer with this message: "Hi, you're currently in my top 3, but I received an offer for the same model/options from another dealer for $xx,xxx. I'd prefer to use you for this purchase - can you beat this deal?"
4) Make a decision taking into account price, location, dealer reputation, etc
5) Drive there and hand them a cheque, leave with your new vehicle
You can also use online services like TrueCar to get in the ballpark.
Another option is have UFCU or Costco do all this for you - they offer that as a service.
I tried a similar tactic and every dealer I contacted told me they couldn't talk about price or anything unless I was willing to come in person and talk to them. Perhaps they've grown tired of this game, I don't know. I told them I wasn't coming down to fuck around, that I wanted to buy a car today and they still didn't budge. I did not buy a car.
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Talking with the wife about my daughter and how much it would cost for something. Wife says, "We will make it work. Money is no option!".
She corrected herself pretty quickly but the damage was done. I got to tease her about it for the rest of the day, "Can't go shopping, money is not an option. Sorry."
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Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.
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I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.
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I could only understand about every third word. Still wood. Also, I haven't heard that song in ages.
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Last night makes 2 nights in a row. Going for 3 tonight, wish me luck, gents.
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Were any of your folks brand loyalists? My dad wouldn't own a GM car, we only had Fords and Chryslers when I was growing up. That trickled down to me as well, I've never owned any GM cars either. I've had mostly Fords, with a few Hondas sprinkled in.
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11 hours ago, 'stache said:
Worst kept secret in Oklahoma.
OU investigating accusations of sexual harassment against former President David Boren, The Oklahoman reports
The Oklahoman is reporting that the Jones Day Law Firm is investigating whether former OU President David Boren sexually harassed male aides.
The university previously confirmed to The Daily that the law firm had been conducting an investigation regarding misreporting of financial data to the university, but had not clarified the entire scope of their inquiry.
http://www.oudaily.com/news/ou-investigating-accusations-of-sexual-harassment-against-former-president-david/article_4b2fd06a-2fee-11e9-8bb1-abf8f8116019.htmlHe was accused of doing the same thing to Senate staffers in the early 90's. He resigned and took the job at ou after that. It always seemed odd that a man in his early 50's would up and quit his job as a US Senator when he had 2 years left on his term.
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On 2/12/2019 at 12:50 PM, Nuge said:
She's 11.5 in human years.
We got her when she was 11 weeks old from the Humane Society shelter on Townlake. My wife (soon to be ex) and I would walk around the lake and stop in at the shelter to check on the dogs. We originally were looking for a chocolate lab. One day while we were there one of the volunteers told us that the black dogs were rarely adopted and consequently put down the most. We were like, "people are racist against dogs?" so we determined that we'd be adopting a black lab. One day we're on our usual weekend jaunt and stroll through the shelter. Every dog in the place was absolutely losing their shit. Barking, howling, jumping - generally being crazy. Except one. This little 8 week old black lab puppy. She was fast asleep in her pen. We opened the gate, went inside, and sat down. The puppy woke up, walked over to my wife, licked her hand and promptly went back to sleep in her lap. We looked at each other and just knew. We found our dog.
We had to wait a couple of weeks to take her home in case her original family came to claim her. No one ever did. We couldn't figure out how somebody could lose a beautiful black lab puppy and not try and find her. Whatever, their loss.
We named her Olive. She was, and continues to be the best dog I have ever known. She loves everybody and everybody that has ever met her wants to take her home and keep her. She's perfect. She's happiest being off-leash accompanying me playing disc golf. She's never chased a disc and is always within 30 feet of me happily sniffing and snuffling everything.
She doesn't have much time left now, so she'll be eating steak for her remaining days. We're making a bucket list of her favorite things and will be taking her to her favorite places. I'm going to miss her deeply. Thankful that I got to enjoy her for the past 11 years but sad that our adventures together are ending.
Goodbye Olive. I love you. You're a good girl.
That smile! She looks like she's saying "I already know I'm the best, you dumbass. No need to remind me." So sorry to hear she's leaving you soon.
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17 hours ago, Bat Guano said:
A car salesman tried to get my girlfriend to get some kind of insurance once for exactly this kind of situation, to pay off the loan if she died, so her family wouldn't be stuck with the payments.
Why would I care about that? I'll be dead, she said. Salesman was at a loss for words for a while.
If she's young, not married and has no children, I'd have said the same thing. But when my parents built their house, they had the option to get one of those policies and they said nah, we don't need that. Mom died suddenly after about a year, Dad was kicking himself for not getting the policy, like he had any idea that was gonna happen. It certainly made me more paranoid.
The "Soldier" is a bit rapey
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My mother-in-law is almost 73 and goes to them gym. She is not toned. At all.