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  1. This, fucking @Brisketexan and his constant need to hate on all thing Llama. Every. Fucking. Time. Next thing is he will start dropping propaganda links about how Llamas are shitty pack animals, eat too much hay, or should be deported back to Patagonia. He needs to take that shit to the Andes Room.
  2. In Austin Texas there are so many locations for socializing your dog outside of a grocery store. Hell that statement is also true for almost all major cities now. Most have plenty of dog friendly bars, tailgates, restaurants, coffee shops, music venues, events, and dog parks. I live in Nashville and there is a rooftop hotel bar that is dog friendly. Dog Friendly Bars Austin Claiming that you need to take your dog to the fucking grocery store for socializing is a dick head excuse for being an asshole. Your dog get zero pleasure or socializing in at a grocery store. I love taking my girls places, but they are high energy and attention seeking. So, I take them to places with other dogs, space to move around and people who like dogs. That and there are no HEBs in this ass backwards state any damn way. Not that they would be open if there were. Because Im a reasonable, responsible, and I like to think good dog owner.
  3. Camp goods I'll do anything for you. Camp goods just tell me what you want me to. Camp goods nail my tent in the ground Camp good don't want everything they want it all.
  4. I am 100% certain that a goodly percentage of this board will be rife with excuses if the offense founders, just like last year and the later years of Brown, the Strong tenure and Mensa pain. Rinse and repeat. They always have and always will exist.
  5. You can choose to put on your best sunshine pumper smack, but the fact remains that our HC opted to stick with an injured player who was unable to get us past the next hurdle rather than look to the longer term future. We can speculate all we want on how last season would have gone had Arch been given the nod at Georgia 1, but its just speculation. What is NOT speculation is that choice lead to questionable QB play and no progress in the national championship hunt beyond the year prior. Further, it is not up for debate that it put Texas behind the curve this year regarding QB development. Sark is an offensive genius supposedly. You can applaud the good things, no issue, but to not hold him accountable for a choice to go with an injured QB over the future of the program and no offensive progress over his tenure at Texas is simply sunshine pumping at its best. I see what we have this year at QB as an advantage to what we had last year. I was only pointing out that at some point our offensive genius head coach need to deliver on the offensive genius aspect of that title. Further, that I think given the current talent at QB he has few excuses not to do so. I am not alone in this expectation. What a horrible, unreasonable demand.
  6. The theft rings a bell, not sure if it was locker room or otherwise but I do recall some sort of petty theft accusations like shop lifting or similar. Edit- Mario Edwards stole a phone, Moss was possession charges per this article. FSU Criminals
  7. I view a young, mobile QB with a excellent long ball a decided advantage vs an experienced, immobile, very limited long ball QB, specifically given Texas head coach is Sark. I think the first option truly does more to alter defensive game planning than the second, if the OC/HC can come up with a game plan to offset the inexperience. For me, this is a put up or shut up year for Sark. For reasons we will probably never fully know (but can and will speculate about), he opted to keep an injured (both physically and mentally imo) veteran QB in when I felt putting in Arch in Georgia 1 would have been better for the long term health of Texas Football. That's his choice and no point debating it now, he made a calculated decision, which was his to make and it is his bed to lay in. That bed, and his own words plus broadly speaking most expectations of fans and media means he better fucking figure it out. If he's truly a offensive genius like we've been consistently told, we SHOULD be in better shape this year.
  8. I always thought it was psychopath stalkin'. Turns out I was wrong.
  9. Fuck the Police Colors And the body count is low, but Zombie, cause it's a fantastic song and has a nice pun tied into aggie athletics/fans.
  10. Bo Barnes postive news gruntles me a ton. My attendance many moons ago at Skyline HS has no effect nor bias in my opinion, at all.
  11. Um.. since you're such a big sunshine pumper maybe you should reflect upon my words "experienced and functional". Baxter isn't experienced. I consider 4.7 ypc and more than 1000 yards on 226 caries as experienced and functional.
  12. I tend toward the glass half empty crowd. Im not @satyanash but I'm no sunshine pumper either. Based on whats returning and incoming I think SEC champ game is a somewhat realistic goal barring bad injuries even with our fairly difficult schedule. Frankly, a goal of less than SEC champ game every year is sandbagging at this point. Given our NIL and money, there aren't any more excuses to aim lower. National Championship dunno, but as the poster said above me, our D is going to be tops in the nation. We've got a young but undeniably super talented QB that is going to open up a lot more playbook pages for Sark. We've got incredibly fast and talented WRs, a very functional and experienced RB, and plenty of talent at OL/TE. If with all that the staff can't put together a conference championship contender, they don't really deserve to be here.
  13. Pffffffffttttt, fucking poser!
  14. I completely forgot about your crazy women stories... Holy shit.
  15. Pretty sure I dated her at one point in my life. If it wasn't her it was her equally insane twin. I'm fortunate in that those sorts of women are drawn to me like flies to shit. #blessed
  16. This. Every Cowboy fan I've ever known attributes 99.999999% of every loss directly on the owner. Because they are...
  17. Well, man, they are absolutely stellar against air which clearly means SEC ready. Sad you don't know that fact.
  18. This is a great thread. Glad I checked in to see if there was any good info on where Texas might be leaning on a new head coach. So much more informative than Google search click bait stuff in here. I'd fuck the small tit spinner and Id prefer to keep CDC rather than replace him with a female. I've see Penders and Beard got run on this page, so I'll just note Barnes is still coaching at UT so.... there's some more fuel for the fire. I'll see myself out, have a great evening.
  19. Cal is a head of BYU and SMU in that list too. Yeah... there are some bizarre ones in there.
  20. Yeah man.. obviously its all pure speculation at this point, but in my extremely biased opinion I think he's up there with NWA, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys.. while I loved Slick Rick, Too Short, Grand Master Flash, Sugar Hill Gang, IceT etc, I would put DOC over all of those outside NWA, PE and Beasties as my personal preference. I thought he lyrics were better than PE even.
  21. In case anyone is interested the link below has the full CNBC list. That Tech is top of the Big 12 and aggie is #3 ahead of schools like Michigan and USC, it leaves me very skeptical of these evaluations. Link to CNBC full rankings
  22. It shocks me how many people dont know DOC. Obviously, growing in Pleasant Grove in the 80s Im um... a bit more "urban aware" than most but DOC never got the love he deserved not only for his rap career but for all the production work he did post. I've clearly derailed this thread with my DOC fanboi shit, but... it was a big part of my youth.
  23. Holy shit balls!!! Proper fucking love. I still count DOC as Dallas even though he got down with NWA. Nemesis and it rolls.. the base lines in their songs and they way they recorded them in studio was amazing. Otherwise, I'd love to disagree with your overall take but sadly can't.
  24. You're a regular Surly poster. We are all special needs.
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