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Biff Tannen

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  1. 2 hours ago, 'stache said:

    He's gonna get caught in the frenzy eventually and call her a "towelhead" or "sand-nword." The crowd will cheer. He'll deny he said it despite it being on tape. And his approval rating will stay the same or improve. This is america.

    There is a 90%+ chance this actually happens.

  2. 2 hours ago, F250 said:

    It's actually crazier than it sounds. The original kingdom of Israel must be restored, the temple rebuilt and then Jesus briefly returns to rapture the Christians. The Antichrist shows up and takes over the world and plagues and cataclysm follows. The Antichrist goes crazy after being possessed by Satan and starts cutting people's heads off and marking their foreheads with 666. Israel refuses to bow to the Antichrist and he leads the armies of the world against Israel. Jesus shows up again at the last second and kicks the Antichrist's ass for being a poser. All the Jews convert to Christianity afterwards.

    The end.

    Could be a badass metal video though.

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  3. 2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

    No. They only respect money, understandably. They get money by getting eyeballs. They get eyeballs by throwing red meat to their viewers, like the scientists feeding cocaine to the hamsters. What did those scientists find out about cocaine? The hamsters couldn't get enough, they'd consume it until they died. CNN/MSNBC/FOX have run the same experiment and discovered the same results.  Viewers don't want boring news about stuff that actually affects their lives and the lives of others, they want those endorphins that are released when their team scores a touchdown. They want that red/blue team victory. TRUMP TWEETED SOMETHING TERRIBLE, HE'S BAD. A PROFESSOR IN VERMONT SAYS GUNS SHOULD BE ILLIGAL. BLA BLAH. Politics in our country has turned into a full fledged bloodsport and our "news" stations are akin to the Longhorn and SEC Networks. 

    This is very true.  However, you should have the caveat that only one actually completely makes shit up to feed its base.  The others at least start with facts and then just beat them to death with opinions.

  4. 47 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

    Since they became beholden to white evangelicals. They don't give a damn about Israel or the people who live there. They only want to bring about the rapture.

    With an added bonus of claiming this as some sort of shield and excuse for their racism. "See we can't be racist. No one loves Jews more than us."

    This is some insane shit.  Is this what they really believe?  They have to support Israel in order to bring about the rapture?  

  5. Not sure why the lulz.  Everything in that article is correct.  It won't solve everything of course, but the western meat-heavy diet has a very large environmental impact, both from a resource usage standpoint and the overall carbon footprint.  Not sure why I'm wasting my time explaining this to you though.

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  6. 5 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

    Thanks to his fixer AG Barr, at least we won't have to hear from Trump when questioned about this "I can't comment on an ongoing investigation."   

    Our country is in deep shit with these two fuckers.  Barr is arguably more dangerous.

    Yep.  What % of the electorate do you think has any idea who Barr is?

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  7. 5 minutes ago, NowThis said:

    yet, the Rs would not leave during the Obama years. I so want a D POTUS just so that phrase can be turned around on them.  

    Interestingly, I have an acquaintance that claims if the dotard is NOT re-elected she is moving to Mexico.  Yeah, she's not sane.

  8. That was refreshing.  Dotard claims he didn't support "send her back" chants and first thing CNN anchor says when they come back to her is "the president was lying".  That's how everything should be handled in the press with him.  

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  9. 1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


    So Hope Hicks, who is currently VP of Communications at FOX News,  committed perjury, obstruction of justice, and federal election law violations?  

    Odds of anyone in this admin actually facing justice?

  10. 38 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    Watching his hate rally last night got me all angry too, because it reminded me of how Obama was the most divisive president in history. 

    Just the very fact that the president has "rallies" should be a fucking wake up call to this nation.  WTF?  Has any modern president EVER done anything like this?  If anyone can't see the authoritarian and fascist parallels then they are either a) ignorant as fuck, b) really not trying, or c) both.

  11. 12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    I heard some idiots at the gym the other day talking about how global warming is a hoax because there have been ice ages before when there weren't cars or people.

    facepalm.gif

    That's about as far as their brains go.  And why they will all be ignored and forgotten in the dust bin of history.  If we survive.

  12. 2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

    There's a lot of talk about Epstein raping underage girls with you, Mr. President.  What do you know about that?  

    That would be so glorious.  Too bad no one in the press has the stones.

  13. Ben Rhodes just about lost his mind the other day when talking about how the dotard pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal, put himself in a worse negotiating position, and now is asking for something about half as effective as the original deal, yet is somehow pretending it's a victory.

  14. You see, rubes are easily taken in by his con.  Create dumbshit mess that didn't exist before, bring it back from the brink of total fuckuppery to where it was before (or even worse), claim credit, convince rubes he did something great.  Rinse, repeat.

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