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Spankytoes

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  1. And now Vegas calls YOU! Good job calling a low proposition internet message board prediction that would have been quickly forgotten if you were wrong. You’ve got the skills to go places.
  2. He’s got some balls and some cock. You’ve got to stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts!
  3. You can’t bring a wet mule around a hot corn stove. It was targeting.
  4. Get your shine box mother fucker
  5. We’re gonna win. We’re gonna fucking win! Fuck those dickless Hollywood twats.
  6. How’s it working out this year?
  7. Need to go for it there. Pussy move
  8. We’ll fight y’all on Tiger Mountain! We’ll fight y’all on Tiger Mountain!
  9. West End pre-Texas/ou? This guy knows how to party!
  10. Aggy out-earned us during Charlie's tenure here, 2 years of which we didn't make a bowl? I don't believe it.
  11. It's a weird day. I took the train this morning and it didn't even register that it was 9/11 despite working within a 5 minute walk of the WTC. Other than the traditional reading of names on a TV playing in the background of a show shine shop, you'd never know what happened. No one in the office has mentioned it, no one on the LIRR or subway said anything and there's no parade or gathering in the Canyon of Heroes on Broadway. It's just another gray, damp New York Tuesday. Life has moved on.
  12. Ding ding ding. Other than sports, our TV never gets turned on for broadcasts. I don't miss it in the slightest.
  13. My wife fixed the ice maker in our fridge while I watched the Tulsa game. All I had to do was yank a few tubes out and let the water drip into a bucket. It was glorious. I had on the rocks whisky for the 2nd half of the game, where it was needed the most.
  14. This. Both grandparents are still alive on my mom's side. My grandmother has intimated prejudices against blacks from time to time, but I've never heard her say the n-word. She's not a fan of the Jews though. My grandfather has never once shown me that he has a racist bone in his body. My other grandpa used to say "colored" in the 80's. He'd always tell me to defend against the "colored boy" when he coached me in soccer. Then they adopted a Hispanic girl (My aunt) who has 3 daughters that are 1/2 black. Never heard anything about it again. My mom would have beaten my ass with a hair brush if I thought about saying anything remotely racist.
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