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  1. On ‎5‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 10:40 AM, clapclapclap said:

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     What the hell are you driving here?

    We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.

    Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

    Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

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  2. 9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    I talked to kid that Jimbo recruited. He said that he was getting ready to sign his LOI with FSU, but when Jimbo found out he liked mayo on his hotdog fucked Candi he grabbed the paper away and told him he wasn’t good enough to play for a coach who had a natty.

    Edited to reflect the more realistic scenario. 

  3. 17 minutes ago, ousux said:
    56 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:
    east Africa (Kenya) vs west Africa (Nigeria).
     

    That and the fact Obama had one parent from the rock chalk jayhawk state..

    That's what the liberal media would like you to believe.

  4. 9 minutes ago, Bernard said:

    On a long enough time scale though, humanity is fucked. In a few billion years, the Sun will become a red giant and envelop the Earth. Long before that happens though, the Sun’s temperature will rise to point where all of Earth’s water evaporates. 

    And aggy still won't have won a football championship.

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  5. 1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    I think planet colonization is gonna have to be the way to go, but technology is going to have to be a little more advanced before mass living on another planet

    According to our president, we're getting very big in space.

     

  6. 4 minutes ago, ousux said:
    9 minutes ago, texifornia said:
    Funny that was Nana's first concert ever. Goes with the sober, religious vibe that family's giving off.

    And that may be the issue, lot of people at that thing puffing the hippy lettuce and/or trippin balls on other things. I don't know the kid or his parents, but African immigrants tend to be very conservative..

    Barack Hussein Obama says hi.

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  7. 18 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

    This sounds like a hell of an idea. Texas should definitely try winning and see if that helps.

    Wait, let's reconsider this plan.  Last year we started out 1-2 and landed a Top 5 class.  Maybe Herman should tank two out of the first three.  It just might work!

  8. Anyone going to this?  The North American tour dates aren't really working with my spring/summer schedule.  I'm a longtime U2 fanboy, and even though it's been hard to recognize the band's decline from its previous work, they still put on a great concert. 

    Reports from those who've seen any shows this tour would be appreciated.

  9. 17 minutes ago, staboner said:

    what is T22 like? Crispier? Spicier? I know its Nashville style right, but I don't know WTF that means

    i like fried fucking chicken

    I'm not sure what Nashville style means either, but I taste a lot of cayenne, garlic and paprika.  They serve the chicken with butter pickles, which are sweet pickles, which is a stupid way of making pickles.

    And I agree with Biff. Lucy's on Burnet has been our go-to (they have a great southern chef salad — gasp!), and Youngblood was meh.

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