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South Austin

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  1. When he hits 40 and his ass starts to sag, he’ll wish he had done squats.  Don’t skip leg day, gents.  Your wives will thank you.

  2. 14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

    Others may just use South Austin's mom for some quick sex and then throw her out in the morning, the sex was so good,  I saw potential for a long term relationship. 

    In the picture above, she's learning how to clean. I've also taught her how to cook and play the piano. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be a very well rounded woman able to take care of a household, as well as providing amazing sexual services. 

    Unlike the rest of you cunts, I saw more than just a fuck toy and I'm enjoying the benefits of my foresight every day. 

    This right here is how you treat a lady.

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  3. 10 hours ago, Focht Up said:

    Juliet and Botaceli's (near the Continental Club) are both worth visiting.

     

    10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

    Oh yeah, I tend to forget about Botaceli's but I've had several good meals there over the years.

    Yes on Botaceli’s. Wife and I had dinner there during SXSW this year and were reminded how good it was. The talent working the restaurant was a bonus.

  4. 36 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

    Gusto is not good.  Like, at all.  It’s also probably the reason they closed months ago.  Moose out front should have told you.  

    Gusto is not closed. They have not called out the Moose yet.

  5. 14 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

    He earned that extension when he beat TCU after they raped us 4 times in a row to the tune of 153-33. 

    Not really. That win felt great and was conceptually good for the program after the past TCU thrashings. But it was a down year for TCU.

    It wasn’t just one win. Herman earned the extension with the wins over USC, TCU, OU, Georgia in the Sugar Bowl, getting us to the Big XII title game, flight attendant orgies, etc.

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  6. 10 hours ago, Nivek said:

    LSU is the Texas Tech of the SEC with better talent. They are funny to watch from afar, annoying when you have direct contact.

    LSU has played in three national championship games this millennia, winning two. You can’t compare Tech to LSU, even with the “better talent” qualifier.

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