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Posts posted by South Austin
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3 minutes ago, Orange^White said:
Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?
Sounds like something a cuck would say.
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You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
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2 minutes ago, futureman said:
just what in the sam hell fuck is going on in here?
I think I see Waddle in the crowd.
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18 minutes ago, Orange^White said:
Well several of us have kept your mom pretty moist for the last few weeks, so....
Am I doing this right?
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All we need is a photo of Carrington and Leal and it's over.
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Just now, Casual Encounter said:
South Austin’s mom refused to get out of my car last night.
Well, you left her walker at Luby's, so . . . .
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How is it possible that yesterday's deluge has already produced an infestation of mosquitos?
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Anyone who won't even get out of his car because of Jimbo's no-visit policy is a little bitch tailor made for aggy.
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Rainy days need drinking as well.
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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
Noah Cain CB to Texas from Florida writer, I don’t think he’s considering the gators but could be covering him regionally. Also Tongue CB to Texas by a LSU writer
South Austin likey.
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What say the Surley? I’m not a huge fried chicken connoisseur, but this place is pretty solid.
Other chicken recommendations in Austin?
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Face it, Jimbo, you’re a cuck. And this is what happens when you’re a cuck.
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Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
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8 hours ago, futureman said:
is it absolutely necessary to use artisanal grass-fed butter for that or does it still work with land-o-lakes.
I don't know about absolutely necessary, but grass fed has more omega-3 and CLA. For pre-workout energy, you're probably fine with regular butter.
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2 minutes ago, Moriarty said:
What are you keto guys doing for a pre-workout meal/snack? I'm getting gassed about halfway through my workout (weight lifting days only, not really concerned about cardio days). I go to the gym early in the morning and I am looking for something quick and easy (insert mom joke here).
As mentioned before, I'm lazy keto. I'll have butter coffee about an hour before my workout, and it's been enough to keep me going.
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Guy with the camera could've at least been unselfish enough to get a closer shot.
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Sounds like the guy could've skipped work but not submitted any time sheets, and he still wouldn't have been fired, and would've avoided criminal prosecution.
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I've been a big fan of his since my hard copy subscription to Sports Illustrated in high school, and have been starting my week with coffee and his MMQB column for well over a decade.
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88 years is a full life. Consider yourself lucky to had had your mom for so long.
And your ma would've been proud that your weather prediction for today wasn't completely off base like it usually is.
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100% of your posts are exaggerations.
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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:
Lamar? I got that email, too. I just shook my head when I saw they cancelled the talent show.
Same here. How fucked is the campus already that they called it off hours ago?
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There are bodies everywhere on Mopac. I mean, they're in their cars, driving very slowly. But still, bodies everywhere.
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My practices aren't designed for your enjoyment.
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Seems like Radical Larry, Biff Tannen, and Chad Fuck would make for a pretty cool gang to watch live music and quote movies all day.
Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
in 🤫$9.95🤫
Posted · Edited by South Austin