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Jebus

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  1. oh man that was almost a TD, slippery bitch
  2. the fuck was that? catch the ball, dude
  3. fucking special teams
  4. are we absolutely sure Jeff Banks "is one of the best special teams coordinators in the country"?
  5. special teams stupidity continues, seems like they're always making suboptimal decisions on fair catch vs return vs let it bounce and maybe go for a block on the punt since the offense is having trouble moving the ball? we need a big play to swing some momentum here.
  6. I wonder if any of these “first #1 ever to open as an underdog, biggest fraud #1 ever!!” morons has run the numbers on how many times the preseason #1 opened on the road against a top 3 team. also can’t wait for the line to shift to pick ‘em or Texas slight favorite due to all the money coming in on Texas, really looking to them showing their asses with cries of “BOMC” because of course the sportsbooks are in on it too
  7. Well it's certainly A group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, there's some pretty serious historical competition from their aggie forefathers though. But if you want to take all aggie or maybe specifically texags message board posters across history as a singular collection of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, then quite possibly yes, they just might be the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen.
  8. I mean committing to A&M seems like a solid enough reason to drop the mental eval score of a player
  9. happy to cede the goat-loving demographic to billy and a&m
  10. yes, Sark is famously a guy who abandons his QBs at the first sign of trouble, even when all of the Texas message boards are united in full support and preaching patience
  11. "We don't recruit Texas because players in Texas are topped out and overrated" is the new "RC didn't offer"
  12. "I hate that pumpkin face but backed by everything that is Texas, which makes him what he is, the man speaks the truth." Hard to be 100% sure I correctly decoded the gibberish here, but the idea that Texas has somehow been propping Bohls up by using up valuable BOMC bandwidth to push him to the forefront of the media landscape might be the dumbest thing that poster has ever said in their life. Which is saying something.
  13. Is there a brick wall between the locker room and the transfer portal for all the players to run through for Earley when they fire him?
  14. Damn, maybe they should start by getting hits and throwing strikes. Running through walls seems excessive, and I'm not sure what that gets you. or maybe Earley never told them to do that stuff?
  15. well because it would be borderline erotic, of course
  16. who would have guessed the aggie fans would be part of the "do your own research" crowd. shocking
  17. yeah they should definitely hire the AD for Ohio State, what does that guy's CV look like
  18. maybe the early season games were blacked out in college station for some reason
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