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Jebus

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  1. Here comes a 70 yard punt
  2. Yeah can we get dad in here to explain this to mom? Never mind, I’ll do it I guess. The different colors, the left vs right side, and the word bubbles on a text screenshot all tell you which side of the conversation the screenshot came from? Not to mention the fact that it says “Tom” at the top, which means it is a conversation between the phones owner and someone they have named “Tom” in their contacts Wally, that screenshot is from Zach Smith’s phone. Not Tom Herman’s. The only way it could have gotten out was for Smith to share it. As for why Zach Smith felt that sharing evidence of himself getting owned was a good idea, well, cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  3. Well at least we know we’re getting a gratuitous Herman reaction sideline shot at the end of the game, just don’t know whether it will be looking like he’s gonna be sick and cry or looking to the sky and giving an exaggerated sigh of relief
  4. Hahahahaha an incomplete pass on 3rd and 3, Jesus at least it was past the line to gain
  5. How many times have we seen that “career high” under offensive stats for players on the opposing team? It’s a tradition at this point
  6. Defense looks like a kids soccer team out there, everyone running around like headless chickens, nobody looks like they know what they’re doing at all.
  7. is that like kegels and shit?
  8. Let's let this thing play out, no need to jump to any conclusions. They may still rehire and refire him a few more times.
  9. When is it not that time?
  10. It may be time for OP to look into upgrading to HD
  11. Multiple starters missing due to rules violations Brain dead first half all around, but special mention to the sequence of not stopping the clock with a timeout, followed by a 5 yard penalty on ljh for jogging to the line and not getting there in time, negating a first down run and requiring burning the timeout anyway but only after losing 20 seconds, and then ultimately taking that third timeout to the grave and choosing the to watch the first half clock run out from within hail Mary distance non-false start fourth down play that instead was offsides to gift them a first down jones catching a punt that would have been a touchback and running into backwards down to the 2 holding on the ljh first down catch after that No holding on ok state ever a never ending series of 5 yard passes and runs in the middle of the field with 4 minutes left, down by 2 scores some seriously terrible clock and game management overall trying an onside kick when the team had clearly never practiced one and getting the expected result not being able to stop a forty year old receding hairline alcoholic divorced deadbeet dad running in quicksand looking motherfucker on obvious QB runs in huge spots multiple times that game was not worth watching
  12. Hahaha, unsportsmanlike on the Coach, perfect ending
  13. Hahaha, fuck me
  14. Can’t run, can’t stop the run
  15. Well turnover or bust I guess
  16. Fucking Herman got saved from MENSAing himself on the timeout
  17. Looking forward to jogging up to the line and taking 30 seconds every play after runs
  18. Fucking hold every play, they can’t call them all right? Or any of them
  19. God fucking dammit
  20. Don’t say hold, next thing you know it’s defensive holding on a run
  21. Jesus goat fuck
  22. What the fuck
  23. 98 yard TD drive time, boys
  24. What the mother fuck was that shit
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