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Jebus

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  1. Was that the Houston Nutt double horns down game?
  2. I would say that potentially missing out on the big 12 championship game by losing to Kansas qualifies as a fucking emergency
  3. Herman won’t make the switch to Shane. That would be admitting it was a mistake to start Sam.
  4. So embarrassing that Kansas is calling timeouts here because they feel like they can get something going before the half. And that they might be right.
  5. What the hell, man
  6. As they are in the process of saying “the only way it is targeting is if he lowers his head and hits with the crown of the helmet”, that’s exactly what’s happening on the replay. Then they proceed to go on and on about how it’s a tough play and make a shit ton of excuses for him. It was obviously textbook targeting, what the fuck
  7. Looked like a ktfo type response from jones after that hit
  8. Here comes a 70 yard punt
  9. Yeah can we get dad in here to explain this to mom? Never mind, I’ll do it I guess. The different colors, the left vs right side, and the word bubbles on a text screenshot all tell you which side of the conversation the screenshot came from? Not to mention the fact that it says “Tom” at the top, which means it is a conversation between the phones owner and someone they have named “Tom” in their contacts Wally, that screenshot is from Zach Smith’s phone. Not Tom Herman’s. The only way it could have gotten out was for Smith to share it. As for why Zach Smith felt that sharing evidence of himself getting owned was a good idea, well, cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  10. Well at least we know we’re getting a gratuitous Herman reaction sideline shot at the end of the game, just don’t know whether it will be looking like he’s gonna be sick and cry or looking to the sky and giving an exaggerated sigh of relief
  11. Hahahahaha an incomplete pass on 3rd and 3, Jesus at least it was past the line to gain
  12. How many times have we seen that “career high” under offensive stats for players on the opposing team? It’s a tradition at this point
  13. Defense looks like a kids soccer team out there, everyone running around like headless chickens, nobody looks like they know what they’re doing at all.
  14. is that like kegels and shit?
  15. Let's let this thing play out, no need to jump to any conclusions. They may still rehire and refire him a few more times.
  16. When is it not that time?
  17. It may be time for OP to look into upgrading to HD
  18. Multiple starters missing due to rules violations Brain dead first half all around, but special mention to the sequence of not stopping the clock with a timeout, followed by a 5 yard penalty on ljh for jogging to the line and not getting there in time, negating a first down run and requiring burning the timeout anyway but only after losing 20 seconds, and then ultimately taking that third timeout to the grave and choosing the to watch the first half clock run out from within hail Mary distance non-false start fourth down play that instead was offsides to gift them a first down jones catching a punt that would have been a touchback and running into backwards down to the 2 holding on the ljh first down catch after that No holding on ok state ever a never ending series of 5 yard passes and runs in the middle of the field with 4 minutes left, down by 2 scores some seriously terrible clock and game management overall trying an onside kick when the team had clearly never practiced one and getting the expected result not being able to stop a forty year old receding hairline alcoholic divorced deadbeet dad running in quicksand looking motherfucker on obvious QB runs in huge spots multiple times that game was not worth watching
  19. Hahaha, unsportsmanlike on the Coach, perfect ending
  20. Hahaha, fuck me
  21. Can’t run, can’t stop the run
  22. Well turnover or bust I guess
  23. Fucking Herman got saved from MENSAing himself on the timeout
  24. Looking forward to jogging up to the line and taking 30 seconds every play after runs
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