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SydneyCarton

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  1. Hard to find his resume, honestly. https://media.miamidolphins.com/wp-content/uploads/Baker-Kenny.pdf
  2. Sadly, it was a typo. But I'll leave it because it really does work either way, much like Ketchum's plunger
  3. I would bet that he's literally looking for one person to fill all of those...I won't say POSITIONS, but one person to do all of those chores. And to piggyback of RGBIII, I'll go ahead and shed some color on what I suspect the administrative assitant job will entrail:
  4. I believe I was comparing him to Russ Hanneman, of Silicon Valley and Tres Commas tequila fame.
  5. Nope. I literally made it up out of whole cloth. But it has become quite believable.
  6. My favorite part is I'm the poster who initially accused the motherfucker of being Ketchum. As a joke. But the guy is so fucking challenged that he couldn't/can't alter his behavior and obliviousness to the point that I'm not sure he understands anything other than pure literalness. He's Drax the Destroyer but stupid and a without the unintentional comedy. And he couldn't alter his behavior JUST ENOUGH to alter perception, so it's bascially become reality. He has become Ketchum, Destroyer of Bowls.
  7. No, someone said that he gets pos rep from posting on The Football Forum, not the cloak room. Specifically this exchange from the 995 thead:
  8. This is an intersting thought. How would you measure success or failure? Isn't the measure of success that everyone stays together and happy into perpetuity? At least as much as any relationship? By definition isn't one person leaving a plyamorous communtiy still a failure? It seems like introducing multiple variables would always increase the level fo failure. Also, define "success" and "failure?" Full time life committment? Making it work for 1 year? 2? It's so hard to compare apples and oranges.
  9. Or scientific anomoly. A semi literate brain stem would be worth studying.
  10. Hey guys, has anyone asked about Michigan’s roster if Harbaugh leaves? Particularly on defense? What about their star CB?
  11. I realize Ogre went nuts, but didn’t he get remarried?
  12. Promotion? From a guys with such a piss poor resume? Certainly not.
  13. Correct. Organic means they are fed with organic feed. Pasture raised means that the chickens have X amount of grazing land per bird. Some places have mobile chicken coops where they move it around their pastureland every few days so the pasture remains healthy and the chickens get to eat all the natural food in that area on top of the feed. The best eggs I've ever had are from a place that delivers to Austin and Houston, and is located in Fayetteville, TX. Yonder Way Farms. The eggs and their breakfast sausage, just chef's kiss. https://yonderwayfarm.com/collections/pastured-eggs But you're going to fucking pay for it at $9 a dozen. It was $7 before covid. But man, they're unreal.
  14. What flight risk do you think there is at a position without a position coach currently? Do you really think someone is saying "Listen, if they hire a new DL coach, I'm fucking out of here" and we're delaying the hire to placate that player? There's a portal window after spring. The staff has almost certainly determiend the'yre going to wait out all the coaching carousel and see what shakes loose now, or see what comes available after spring training.
  15. BUT IT USED TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. I could do without that guy talking to Sarah Stogner, pretty sure she was a lunatic R in the last election as well.
  17. Also, lately the function to paste a gif seems to have stopped working for me. I have to copy and paste the gif URL. Otherwise it just pastes as a still image of the gif. This is your message board, so this is on topic, right?
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