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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yes. Regardless of any weather events, Katy should be evacuated. Permanently.
  2. Are you fucking nuts? The Hangover was a fucking great original comedy. Step Brothers. Wedding Crashers. Napoleon Dynamite. Tropic Thunder. They're all supremely quotable movies. And that's just rolling off the top of my head. Fucking grandpa indeed. You sorta of self-identified but you still don't seem to grasp it...you're every other old person whining about how much better things were back in your hay day.
  3. The freshman All-American DT from Syracuse wasn't recruited just for depth, eh?
  4. I'm about the same. I've bought Roku and Disney individually over the years and they're both down materially from when I bought them. I bought a fuck ton of Berkshire Hathaway this year, seeing has they were just hoarding cash. Then Buffett announced his retirement about 4 or 6 weeks after that. I probably won't buy any UTLY so maybe my abstaining will counteract your buying curse.
  5. If I'm not mistaken, he underwent one or two gastric bypass procedures or sleeves, and I thought I heard that one of them went badly and he had a long recovery.
  6. They love to bring up Jamaal Charles. But the interview where he could barely speak was coming out of HS. Charles is a shy guy, and doesn’t like to talk. He was diagnosed as having learning disabilities as a kid. But has anyone heard him in the past 15 years? It’s night and day. That guy has really overcome a lot of struggles, before and after football. He’s a hero story and they laugh and point fingers. Fucking just the dumbest fucking cruel idiots.
  7. Add me to the list of people who think Rats of Nimh and Dark Crystal can get all the way fucked.
  8. That would have been Octopus’s Garden.
  9. I didn't know the guy who founded Pancho was a UT grad. Badass. I'm not much of an outdoorsman, but I have their burnt orange pearl snap and that thing is great.
  10. First off, Merlot is absolutely fucking trash. So is Chardonnay. Second, who the FUCK says Octopuses? It's fucking octopi. Anyone saying Octopuses should be corrected and violently mocked.
  11. I know man. I was teasing you. 212 is skeletors charity I think. I think it’s a Sandusky thing.
  12. Yeah I also like being a public ivy with successful alumni that give money.
  13. I’m not sure he’s clueless. There’s a legit chance he’s just lying to their fucking faces.
  14. also, WHOOSH Howe is bafflingly forgetting that they’re poor as fuck.
  15. Nagy sounds like the exact kind of prick who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, because of whatever nfl and nfl adjacent experience he has, but is completely out of his depth. Like charlie Weiss strategic and tactical advantage bullshit. The guy was just a fucking scout and worked at the senior bowl. He’s like the Brett Yormack of Oklahoma. And look at this goofy motherfucker and his Hayes Fawcett bio pic that will get @texifornia rock hard: Look at him. That is a man who will slide up to the urinal right next to you when there’s 15 other open pissers.
  16. Holy fucking shit. The heart is a powerful fucking muscle, I don’t know how that motherfucker hasn’t had limbs amputated.
  17. Proximity to your kid doesn’t somehow make the college less shitty. No one in reality would/should defend aTm or Tech simply because they’re closer than a school like Arkansas or LSU. The ratings speak for themselves. And those schools fucking suck. I’ve advocated to my wife for the trade route for our kid and she also loses her fucking mind. AC techs can make a fucking mint.
  18. That’s brutal. Sometimes genetics play a factor, sir.
  19. It wasn’t Human Sexuality, although I took that. It was in one of my Comm classes. and yeah, I haven’t had to run across a lot of need for that kind of knowledge in my field. Hard to fit a huge pair of tits in a google text ad box while I try to hawk completely unrelated services. I guess we could try, though.
  20. No. No I don't think I will.gif.
  21. So, I took one for the team and actually read that stupid AF article on Sydney Sweeney's tits. For all of you, and for science. And it's as fucking dumb as you'd imagine. Also, you're all welcome because it's one of the better distractions, you cheese punning fucks. Fun Fact, I actually learned this next small bit of preamble during a class at UT. Generally speaking, one common facet of the female attractiveness is the ratio of a woman's different attributes. Chest to Waist, Wasit to Hip, Body Shape, etc. It's called the Golden Ratio, and it's math. It's like 1.6 or something. In class the data shared was that playboy playmate measurements were compared over the last 75 years or some such, and while the weight, shape, and measurements always changed over time, the ratio basically was a constant through the decades. Why is that important in regards to Sydney Sweeney's amazing, amazing tits? Because outside of the obvious, that stupid fucking article citied literally aggregate measurements from the lingerie industry that said that the average female breast size is 34 or 36DD. That's right, the gold standard we all grew up with for MASSIVE HOLY SHIT TITS is apparently the national average. How can that be? Because included in that statistic was every fucking disgusting fatbody that most of America deems completely unfuckable, to the point of being invisible except to give me passing feelings of disgust at pretty much every public space I occupy. From my 600 lb life, to just the morbidly obese, to the people who shop at Wal Mart, to just the simple pear shaped lady, it's all included in that average. So you see guys, her boobs aren't THAT big because America is super super fat, and fat women's massive tit's count too. That's it. That's the article. Who're you going to believe, guys, you're lying eyes or an article that was ghost written by Vic Mackey or jealous ass Jabette the Hutt?
  22. I'm taking this entire interaction to mean that @Tex Pete is a flat earther.
  23. I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny.
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