Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Thats the million dollar question. Third Quarter Steve and Swing Toss Steven certainly go through spells of boneheaded shit. Special Teams was another issue last year. The only thing stopping this team is what's between it's ears.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This is my shocked face: https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/08/28/north-shore-football-standout-chace-calicut-removed-from-team-switches-schools-after-recent-arrest/ I'll be honest, I'm surprised North Shore dropped him. It's not even a legit murder charge.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You should get down on your knees every day and thank Charlie Strong for roughly buttfucking the realization into you that you can, in fact, be wrong on the internet. This personal rock bottom might have actually turned your life around in positive ways. I hope you send him a Christmas card every year. Ah, so you do admit that you return to this thread over and over again like a deranged stalker to fuck with people who's minds you know you aren't changing. MoTownDerka Back Aagain! Doing a little Quinn E thread swing. It's a huge problem because you know you're not engaging in a good faith debate with anyone, you're just here to troll people. Which basically means you're deliberately shitting all over a thread for personal kicks.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
You and zTejas sitting in a tree. That was painted by Hayes Fawcett. What a day this is...
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I know, it just makes me sad.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Responding to my post, nah that's not the tell. It's you continuing to returning to this thread, unprompted, where you think everyone other than BO&W is a complete fucking idiot to stir the pot with new content. I was responding to YOUR comment on the quinn ewers thread, not the other way around. You know, this one, which I quoted in my post: No one summed you here today. No one tagged you. You've been at this for years, you know you're not changing anyone's minds. So yeah, there are similarities. And I'm not sure you want to say "well, that guy has been banned X times because of his behavior." Glass houses, my man. You know the truth about Ewers. So why the fuck do you even come back to this thread? I sure as shit don't return to any "Thank you Mack Brown" threads to start shit with obvious, mentally deficient idiots.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Of course you're a Nerd of the Rings guy.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
While I appreciate you trying to give me credit, I really do think it was Ewers. The Pancake factory was nice, but Ewers was the wake up bell, and Manning was the air raid siren. Ok, but how would you feel if Quinn had gone to Lake Travis?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
While I don't disagree with much of what you wrote, your obsession with Quinn Ewers resembles the losers like Motown who follow your ass around to antagonize you. Weird That being said, Quinn was a heralded recruit, and him coming here helped signal that UT was a place to consider, and he helped change the perception and even the trajectory of this program, along with a lot of other people, obviously. So I'll always be grateful to him for that.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Most of these schlubs can't afford to shop at Brooks Brothers, and the ones that can still probably wouldn't because I don't think they sell cargo shorts and old T shirts.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
So you're saying Arbuckle had to change Brent Venables culture? Great sign.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Kellen Mond. Who they hated. He also happens to be the best QB they've had since Manziel.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
You think anywhere is safe at night in Ohio after the last time we played there? It's not even safe in Ohio at night, inside a police station, on a normal Wednesday.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It happens several times a year. Here's a famous one from way back: Here's some more:
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I assume this is sarcasm. But you can't QUITE be sure.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe. Probably. I meant the part of the internet that isn't anonymous by nature, like Twitter, message boards. The guy changed his name at one point to Daniel Joseph, and had a linkedin, but i couldn't find anything "real" about him now....granted, I gave it like a 3 minute effort. He's either changed his name again, or deleted his non anonymous social profile for all the obvious reasons.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You're just biding time until you can creep back and defend Major Applewhite. I thought they just called them "trainers."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The guy has already changed his name to Daniel Joseph and maybe something else. He did a pretty decent job of disappearing off the internet other than his "anonymous" twitter handle.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
Huh. Wonder what press they’re doin in return?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You can’t get past your own words. “THE AVERAGE 3 STAR qb.” Is your take that major applewhite is the median or even average 3 star qb? They’re all as good as him? You’re saying you think most 3 star qbs have good, but not great careers? Because I’ve posted over 100 of them and I don’t think most of them ever even started games for their teams. I’ve given up explaining the concept that exceptions prove the rule.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You can’t actually respond with anything other then hurr durr Major.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
There's lots of conversations going on. Again, I know you're struggling here, but exceptions PROVE the rule. I gave you a list of 100 3 stars from 2022. Which one has even started, much less outplayed Simms? Anywhere. You can't go through the exercise, you just go "Hurr durr here's a 3 star that was better than Simms." I'd argue Chis Simms gave us 4 star production while he was here. Maybe mid to high. Lets take a look at the mid to high 4 stars from the 2022 class: Devin Brown Walker Howard Gunner Stockton Nick Evers Maalik Murphy Brady Allen Katin Houser Tayven Jackson AJ Duffy Holden Geriner Sam Horn Jacurri Brown Justyn Martin By the way, the 5 stars for this class were: Drew Allar Cade Klubnick Connor Weigman Ty Simpson How many of any of those above are going to have a better college career than Simms? Klubnick, who played all 4 years? Maybe Allar. Definitely he had the career of your average 3 star. If your average 3 Star is Cade Clubnick, who was a 5 star.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What is a QB's job?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You illiterate twat, I didn't walk into shit. For starters, lets get to the illiterate part; this thread is literally about Quinn Ewers. My derailing conversation was about evaluating Chris Simms, objectively, which it's pretty obvious a lot of people can't do even when they say they're evaluating him objectively. You literally said Simms had the career of an "average 3 star." You think cherry picking Major Applewhite, or any 3 star who's gone on to be a STAR QB even, is some kind of gotcha? YOU HAVE TO PICK THE AVERAGE GUY. I gave you a list of 100 players from a single class that were 3 stars, find me the ONE that has a career equal to simms, much less the average of them together. Major Applewhite is completely irrelevant. Hell I'm pretty sure Colt McCoy was a 2 star, if not that he was certainly a 3 star. Josh Allen wasn't rated. Sam Bradford was a 3 star. Pat Mahomes, 3 star. Exceptions PROVE the rule, you doofus.