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SydneyCarton

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  1. Correct. He was projected as a TE out of HS, has gained zero pounds since arriving at USC, because he thinks he's a WR. He can get fucked and stay fucked, the reason he chose Riley and USC is now obvious.
  2. I think it'd be fun if he went and got himself proper fucked by an angry bear.
  3. Fucking yeah, I bet Patrick Nkwopara still has some eligibility.
  4. I knew when I read "opendorse fees" that immamac was gonna be hella fucking triggered. Again.
  5. I didn't know we still use it either, but at the end of the day, it's a convenient scheduling/tracking/management tool for players fulfilling their obligations.
  6. Wait till they see 2024.
  7. Is like quoting your own posts and then using Ian fucking Boyd as supportive evidence like your version of a hat trick of masturbatory masochism? Does it get any better for you? Because I can't imagine how.
  8. A good addition based on on what? Him sucking out loud and not even being draftable at this point? Like bear Alexander, he’s gotten worse every year except safety isn’t DT.
  9. The bolded is untrue, by like the laws of science. Aggies are not, and will never be capable, of not giving any fucks. Otherwise they wouldn’t be the perpetually insecure, dick riding, childish and petty little brothers they will forever be, because their whole existence is giving a fuck what others think and how they stack up against Texas.
  10. Hey genius, can you read the title of this thread? It’s the screenshot thread. Not the a&m news thread. Not the transfer portal thread. Not any of the several threads that you pasting a bunch of tweets even remotely makes sense. It’s the a&m message board screenshot thread. I realize your particular brand of dipshittery includes never admitting you’re wrong, about anything, but certainly you can acknowledge that maybe you’re posting in the wrong thread. There’s a shart thread somewhere, why don’t you post these tweets there? At least I can draw a line from here to there topically.
  11. Hoo boy gonna need some screenshots on this. @Longhornfrenzy pls
  12. I don't think ole' Brauny would be floating that on line unless aTm had already passed. He's trying to get ahead of posters asking the question.
  13. That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hour meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Norman Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt.
  14. Cool, so he's an undersized edge. Who is he taking snaps from?
  15. Listed at 6'1", 235. Where exactly do you think we're playing this kid?
  16. This looks like a guy who either a.) sucks or b) really seems like a good, healthy fit for a run-heavy Collin Klein system at A&M:
  17. Another narrative I’ve enjoyed watching is their sudden demonization of spending money on facilities. Sure, NIL is only a few years old, and they spent over a decade jizzing all over their new facilities, and how they were the best in the country, and so much better than UT’s and proof they were the real joneses, only to turn around and blame money wasted on facilities 10 years ago as the reason their NIL can’t compete. they’re literally chewing off the leg of their biggest point of pride in the last 10 years because it’s the only way they can escape the cognitive dissonance trap of who they are without an honest look in the mirror. “Our problem is we spent all the money on those damn facilities 10 years before NIL existed! Goddamn those T sips again and their lucky timing!” Nevermind the money for those facilities came from a loan from the university. Nevermind in the same period of time Texas, very recently, also upgraded all of our facilities with more on the way. Nevermind that their stadium, empirically, is the actual shithole. It’s never their fault. It’s amazing to watch.
  18. If memory serves, he had some anger issues and was always clashing with the coaches as well. Plus @HenryJames thought he was a fatty.
  19. God you’re fucking stupid.
  20. FWIW I believe GA was legit on AD Mitchell before anyone else and did out-recruit everybody.
  21. He’s being challenged.
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