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SydneyCarton

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  1. I wonder if some of these posters think Sark should have relinquished playcalling duties to an obviously superior, or at least different, OC after red zone failures and the OSU pitch debacle?
  2. I care about having to read through him showing up time and again whining about how he's been slighted. Not that he has receipts for correctly calling that Quinn Ewers is a deeply flawed quarterback with some likely insurmountable weaknesses. And he called it earlier than anyone. Good for him. But apparently bad for me having to read through how hard it is to post on surly over and over. Other posters nailed it. Sark wasn't removing an entrenched starting QB, who whether we respected him or not, had the respect of the locker room. It would have been a media nightmare and circus that makes current Arch Mania look like nothing. It would have had ramifications in recruiting. Everyone finding the time to bitch and moan about it retrospectively blows my fucking mind. It's obvious why it happened, and if Sark had to do it again I doubt he'd do it differently. And lets not forget he did feather in Arch more and more as the season went along. You're not living in reality thinking he should have benched Ewers for Arch.
  3. Maybe. He IS a doctor. Maybe he's a doctor in a hospital that has a mandatory white tube sock policy.
  4. I don't give a shit that you bumped your own posts and posted screenshots. Fuck yeah, dude, get your credit. Wave your balls all over their fucking faces. But do in a way that isn't plaintive, and whining, and woe is fucking me. Over and Over again. Honestly, you can just post the pics, tag everyone in them, and then drop the mic, and anytime they say shit to you, just say "Just like you were right on Quinn Ewers." But that isn't what you do. You show up bitching and moaning about your mistreatment and personal attacks on an internet message board that you voluntarily participate in, for fuck's sake. "Nobody else took abuse like me." Well allow me to retort:
  5. LB has to be an easier spot to evaluate ahead of time than OL. I think you understand the point I'm getting at, regardless.
  6. I disagree, I think their class is fucking great.
  7. I really have to question what kind of NIL package they're throwing out there to get a 2027 kid to commit. His ranking is low, but maybe he's an obvious riser. But even if he is...what did it take? Either they're overpaying, or if this kid rises he's going to just come back to the table later. Seems weird to do anything this early except for a QB, maybe, or some other obvious can't miss talent type.
  8. I stand corrected. Great flex.
  9. Counterpoint: This, at worst, is a wash considering the disproportionate # of snaps faced. And I'm pretty sure that Ewers TD Pass to Wisner was just a screen Wisner busted.
  10. You know if he got cited for those times, there have to be at least a handful of others where a cop pulled over Myles Garrett and decided not to write the ticket.
  11. This is redundant. We know, you're old AF, so of course you forget where you parked. We also know, tacitly due to your age, that you regularly have what you think are back and forth conversations with AM radio, and the only shoes you own are ole big ass white tennis shoes you wear with your khaki pants.
  12. You think that's hair product? I just assume he's always soaked from the involuntary spasms that come with his delirium tremens.
  13. It's all fun and games until he fucking kills someone.
  14. Yup. Having advanced technique just means he has an advantage over peers his age. Do you think they're going to drop an undersized edge on Trevor Goosby types and his pass rush moves will be a never before seen mystery? I think not.
  15. Auburn worth of pity? They’ve won a national title more recently than us, have been one of the dirtier players of the bag game for awhile, and they’re the aggie of their state. They can get fucked and stay fucked. Pity. Geeze.
  16. You’re over thinking the belt buckle. Just stick with CloseToJaggering and call it a day.
  17. What the fuck is wrong with Venables legs/pants there? Dude looks like he's wearing knee pads and thigh pads. Dipshit having problems running into corners and walls?
  18. You think you're returning fire and standing tall, but every post you're making comes across as literally whining, crying, and lashing out at people. And don't reference "you" in regards to me. I think Ewers blows, and I almost never visit the football board and any of it's threads save August, every year, so I'm not some twat giving you shit about Ewers because by and large I agree with your take on Ewers. So don't lump me in with that shit just because I'm also on this thread and see you and BO&W ruining what little value it already had for the rest of us.
  19. Jesus Christ, Derka. You know, you can be absolutely right about Quinn Ewers sucking dick and still be an irritating titty-baby of a person on this thread, right? They're not mutually exclusive. You're not a "victim" because you voluntarily post on a message board, and not just any message board, the Football board, where stupid posters and shitty takes are literally the oxygen everyone must breathe here, and have people disagree with your takes. Just post the fucking screenshots and say "Now who wants to fuck with Hollywood Court?" A thread of BO&W and Derka circle jerking each other about how bad Quinn Ewers sucks dick might be the worst concept of a thread this board as ever imagined, and this is a board that had a pederast and serial felon posting about parking and towing in Austin for over a year. Holy fucking shit.
  20. Lol. Someone posted those links last week and they were selling them for 500 a pop. I think some guy bought one, and is now trying to sell it for a huge markup.
  21. Man, I really thought it was 15. Looks like I was conflating some data, per wikipedia:
  22. I'm saddened that Amanda Atwell has anything to do with Liucci. I hope she just phones in her segments and doesn't sit in a studio with the guy.
  23. I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"
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