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SydneyCarton

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  1. Oh, I have zero fucks to give. That will change when I start getting fucked over then these guys actually start ruining shit. But I'm better insulated than most of America, by far.
  2. Everyone here will be shocked to learn that in what I can only assume is one of his many social experiments regarding parenting, CTJ named his youngest son Guy.
  3. Jesus. That's fucking grim. I mean, you'd think the guy would have had a couple million socked away and could afford to just go be a greeter at Costco or something anonymous somewhere.
  4. I don't see a problem. He's at Penn St now, the G obviously stands for Groomer. He'll be welcomed with open arms.
  5. You're not THAT funny, Bob.
  6. They'll suffer, and they'll blame everyone but Trump and learn nothing. It can be the worst of all worlds.
  7. Yeah, Air Noland was supposed to be a stud, per them. Then again, if I had to play behind Will Howard I'd probably be pissed off as well.
  8. Maybe to win the playoff game we need to not mess with Lady Karma? I don't make the rules of the universe, sir.
  9. It's not about absurd demands, the made up part is the dumb fucks just picked shit becuase they believe NIL contracts would look like a coaching contract. Newsflash, they do not. Explain how a marketing agreement or product sponsorship covers "medical injury time off" or "hotel arragements." Sure, I could make an arugment that a hotel chain in all of the cities Tech travels too might want a sponsorship deal with an opposing player...but yeah, it's stupid. As is the concept of "Micah Hudson's injury time off, brought to you by McDonald's." It's dumb. At best, the agent would run some #s and the money for that kind of thing would be included in a lump sum of money from a collective. But the contract wouldn't look like that, at all. Which is why it's entirely made up bullshit by some moron on the Internet who's Funk Dr. Spock level stupid
  10. Personally, I think the entire site motto should be changed to SurlyHorns: Brought To You By Handjobs from Helobious. Lets get all the mileage we can out of this for the time being.
  11. This all feels like completely made up bullshit.
  12. That or your spice tolerance is as tough as Hayden Connor in a phone booth.
  13. Let's not go fucking nuts here. Hayden Connor is much improved as long as you don’t ask him to run block anyone worth a shit. I bet he’s still wincing from the rhythmic shit pushing he recorded for 60 minutes against Georgia. Both times.
  14. Were talking about this thread, not some DLs low, heavy, swinging plumbs.
  15. I want to thank @Helobious for his work in hydraulics, because his pump-jack work was fucking on point.
  16. You’re right. Two separate things can’t have the same name in this world. For example it’s not possible for you to be stupid and a cunt at the same time. Never mind it’s not only possible but true, on both counts.
  17. Holy shit he’s going to dig in and be wrong about the definition of a trophy.
  18. Massachusetts. For everything you just said.
  19. Carefuly, you keep talking like that and you're going to give Helobious ideas. I imagine he was pertty incensed at starting most of the year behind a no talent ass clown at QB.
  20. SO weird. This isn't anything like most the #s that are actually thrown around. I wonder why that might be?
  21. You're pardoned. He's not good. Particularly at QB.
  22. I disagree. To paraprase Ed Harris in Apollo 13, I believe this has a chance to be one of this season's finest moments.
  23. Lol. Look at this theater. Elon Musk can go fuck himself, but I'm going to laugh when he tells the DOJ to go fuck itself. What stupid performative theater before the inaugeration.
  24. The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?
  25. If anything, I feel like I'm simply accurately representing them. Blaggie Sul Ross crowd out front shoulda toldya.
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