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SydneyCarton

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  1. Those individuals were talented. You’re looking for some Amazon self publishing housewife who died of Chardonnay poisoning if you want to make a fair comparison.
  2. Not really the day for it, but it's fresh in my mind so I'll post it now. This is the perfect example of Austin being perfectly primed for Athlete NIL dollars. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2024/11/23/dicks-sporting-goods-stores-texas-holiday-decorating-competition-quinn-ewers-ut-football/76498603007/ I've been hearing radio ads about it in the morning. Dick's Sporting goods takes an athlete from every major market to decorate a Dick's Sporting good's store. Houston gets Simone Biles, Dallas gets Dak Prescott, San Antonio gets Chris Paul...and Austin gets, Quinn Ewers. One of these things is not like the fucking others, and in the best possible fucking way for Texas. Somewhere upthread or in another thread, we saw screenshots of aggies complaining about Austin, and saying they should tap into the Houston market more for coprorate NIL dollars. Good motherfucking luck. They're shooting for NFL players, MLB players and then below that there's homegrown stars like Biles, and then after THAT they can get in line with UH basketball players. A number of us have been pointing this out for years, and some folks get it, but it's still nice to see it perfectly illustrate in a statewide promotional campaign that is getting massive amount of dollars spending promoting it. But I mean, college station still probably has a Play It Again Sports, or something.
  3. That's A1 shit right there.
  4. So aggy is lab growing QB's now? Just wait until they get those genes spliced jusssst right. What makes you think they haven't figured that out already after looking at the pic above? They've mastered it, they're getting exactly what they want.
  5. Now what if I told you that graphic was flattering?
  6. NowThis, it's been ages man!
  7. I recognize Texas, but what is it next to a cake of an Elephant growing a small penis out of it's head?
  8. I'm going to push the narrative that we didn't flip fat body DJ Sanders becuase we forced aTm to spend their Hilson money to retain him, and it was all pure gamesmanship by Sark. If he's not forcing Elko to take timeouts becuase our personnel flummoxes him, we're forcing him to pay 2x the market for a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position.
  9. Well, we flipped a 5 star yesterday in Kade Phliips, so I'm sure that helps.
  10. Only if he’s in there with Texifornia for tax evasion.
  11. All we had to do was not turn the ball over twice in their red zone in the second half, one for a pick 6, and we probably win 31-0.
  12. Yes. When I think about the relationship with the Manning family, the kid himself, it's really the private QB coach relationship I was worried about
  13. Except at DT. Where I would argue that by definition, it is not and cannot be stacked "stop to bottom." But it's a great fucking class.
  14. The Texas "staff" also didn't let Baker go after some dudes he wanted earlier in the cycle becuase they were set on their guys. It's a two way street with "staff" at times. Not every member of the staff has a green light to offer whoever the fuck they want to offer.
  15. https://www.on3.com/college/texas-longhorns/football/2025/industry-comparison-commits/
  16. Ah, the ole arbitrary number demarcation line for an Aggie. What a shock. What are the other two you ask? Well, an Edge and an ATH, although a LB will shoot up there when he signs. The 10th? Oh, another Edge. The 11th? a DT. They're sitting really good with their 4th highest ranked player being DJ Sanders on the line though. Love it.
  17. I'm sure On3 will update his papwerwork status today regardless.
  18. Those letters spelling out signed need to be photoshopped into Big Mac boxes.
  19. Im not even talking about the articles man: https://www.on3.com/college/texas-longhorns/football/2025/industry-comparison-commits/
  20. On3 has had Terry's paperwork in and signed for like a half hour already.
  21. Hayes Fawcett is the most baffling man to have a career in college football recruiting I've ever seen, for the obvious reasons, but you have to balance that with the fact that he tweeks the fucking shit out of Texifornia. That ain't nothin'.
  22. He set a time with the kid and the coaches talked too long man.
  23. For all of you folks who've been huffing hopeium this week on Chase Sims, he signed with a&m already.
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