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SydneyCarton

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  1. Imagine thinking Austin Powers 2 was a cinematic tour de force save the performance of Heather Graham.
  2. Listen, I don’t need you painting the target on my back for @RomaVicta any larger.
  3. I’d have gone with: ”But a lamb, tho…”
  4. I’m of the opinion those posters have been walking around with their pink sock dragging behind them like a vestigial tail for years now. It’s nothing new.
  5. Saban got a “Saban discount” for players going to Alabama for years. We don’t have the track record to sell that yet…but we’re pretty close. Put double digits into the draft again this season and that is a sales pitch. That being said that might be a hell of a task this year. Muhammad, taffe, Hill, goosby, the transfer TE, who else?
  6. Are you under the impression I’m a 995er? Or have made predictions on any of these recruits landing at Texas? feel free to quote all the posts where I predicted any of these specific recruits to Texas. I’ll wait. Before I ask my own questions.
  7. That green number is Rep, not post count.
  8. You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot.
  9. Jesus. There hasn’t been this much pussy rubbing since the last time Satya watched Schindler’s List.
  10. 28 upvotes… as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.
  11. Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?
  12. It’s Sydney, you shit-spelling fuck.
  13. Oh no, a guy who’s intellect and general takes can best be described as Rock Stupid doesn’t like me… But congrats on the broken watch that is your brain being right today.
  14. Gerry and Bobby literally said that Texas was “in it.” Not over confident. You just read your own dumb tea leaves.
  15. Vaya Con Diegos IMO Actually proof read twice. You’re all welcome, because it hurt me in my soul.
  16. Is it because choice was the only reason he was considering Texas in the first place and immediately eliminated us when choice left? And Chad busted ass to get us in the final two? Choice is a Unicorn. We’re lucky we had him and he left us a stocked room.
  17. It feels like we’re kicking ass with the baseball roster this offseason. Someone let @satyanash know, I think he’s basically in Vancouver with Bizzle.
  18. Remember when we gave a scholarship to Kai Money? Helobious wants a team of that, as long as the names end in - quez,-iago, -chez, - ada, or -ingo.
  19. lol. This will be sure to catapult them back to the top. As if playing for Mike Norvell didn’t have them beating away blue chips with a cane to begin with…save some pussy for the rest of us, FSU. such a classic insecure little man proviso that I’m shocked aTm didn’t do it first…except now that I type that I vaguely remember them trying to use similar language in early contracts and getting g laughed at by everyone..
  20. Fun fact: That Arizona St offer was as a preferred walk-on.
  21. Just using this quote as a reminder about the 5 star GA edge that aTm just got to commit who Georgia couldnt even bother to offer…
  22. We’ve been “cut off” from them for 20 fucking years and they’ve been immaterial to our recent resurgence. So, I think we’re fine. But you can go gargle Kris Ross’s dick at Nevada if you like.
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