Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Holy fuck Bravion Roger’s is a junior. I hadn’t thought of that dude since he committed to aTm. What a fucking bust. Also, lol Landon Rink.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
So you don’t know the definition of “objectively.”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I was born in 1979. On this board that doesn’t make me middle aged. Objectively based on what criteria? Album sales? #1 hits? If you’re going to say objectively, you’ve got to use factual merits.
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Texas - 50th Birthday Ideas
I mean that goes without saying. Waco are you shitting me?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Congrats on the pos rep this post got from Spider2yBanana.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Old people angry at young people for having differing opinions. What a totally unpredictable response and dynamic.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You seem like you should hang out at Orangebloods. Also go fuck yourself.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Why do you think he said it?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Tits aren’t big enough, imo. I said I’d have tits, not the most epic tits on the planet.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
If I get any fatter I’ll have the tits for it. Might be there already, fuck.
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Texas - 50th Birthday Ideas
It’s very kid friendly, so that might be your wheelhouse, but camp fimfo is also gorgeous and I feel like you can avoid the kids.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I’m not a Florida Gator fan, dipshit. also “sleeveless tank” is redundant.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Get fucked, I attend a couple games a year with this guy, I don’t need to be around that shit.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Brennan Thompson sucks. And his mom is a cunt
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Man, my wife was 6 months pregnant and we had to have a house fast. Countertops weren’t on the important list. but you’re not wrong im lily white AF.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Win
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Cross posting. It’s fucking delicious. Almost certainly seasonal. I bought 2 and will probably g back for more.
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Favorite Hot Sauce
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
God watching that fucking crybaby fail is so satisfying.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yeah, only recovering 9 feels way low. Well, maybe not way low but shit you’d think 50/50 at worst.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I also don’t have any statistics to back it up, but just watching last season it feels like we had a lot of forced fumbles that we didn’t recover, more so than usual. I’d be curious if anyone had stats and whether my gut is right or completely wrong.
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San Diego recommendations
Eat at Point Loma seafood.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
6’3” 200 at his age is a big boy.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
This is exactly what I thought when I read this as well. The whole section felt very “listen guys he’s not going to ever be arch manning.”