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Red Five

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  1. Yeah, “Braces Girl” not having braces is a pretty good one.
  2. His release from prison was a much bigger story than his election. Unless I’m remembering that wrong due to the Mandela Effect and oh no I’ve gone cross eyed.
  3. Quinn might be the most unique QB in college football history. I'm trying to think of someone who has had success like he has, while not being a threat to run, struggling with basic shit in the pocket, and being almost incapable of completing a ball thrown deep. This was intended to be a compliment.
  4. Sam fighting these karate monsters (oh hi Zara) and not getting taken to the hospital after is asking too much suspension of belief, even for this show. They do what they can with the quick cutaways and edits, but it's still absurd.
  5. Jon Lovett said the other day that Rob Schneider had been named Ambassador to Germany. He let it go for 10-15 seconds before saying it was a joke. I believed it.
  6. Trump will do anything if you are nice to him and say good things about him. I don't think they're gonna turn into Newsmax or anything, but maybe there's some strategy here. We know he watches Morning Joe. As dumb as it sounds, it could have an effect.
  7. https://forums.lostmediawiki.com/thread/13185/personal-mandela-effect First post: "4.) John larroquette died of old age during the pandemic late-early 2020-21"
  8. Soooo....
  9. Also, if he makes the switch to Arch and it goes poorly, that's gonna reflect really badly on everyone involved. And it's not a situation he wants to put Arch in, clearly. I'm pretty sure at this point that we would be scoring more points with Arch. But there would also probably be more three and outs, and probably more turnovers.
  10. We didn't turn the ball over against Arkansas, and we were nursing a 13-7 lead in the fourth quarter. Holy hell we scored 20 points with zero turnovers, and with being given two from the defense. Against a defense that isn't great.
  11. My only personal experience with this is that I have a memory of John Larroquette dying. Like I remember reading about it at my desk at work. Only problem is that he isn't dead. Not sure if it was a dream or what, but I was pretty confused a few years ago when he had some new project come out. "Was this made before he died? Wait what do you mean he's not dead?"
  12. Seems problematic. And a dream situation for a DC. If Quinn was an opposing QB on our schedule, it feels like our defense would eat him alive. But that obviously isn't happening in practice.
  13. He can. He just doesn't.
  14. Maybe they were representing the network. "Hey if you could also not put Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes in jail that would be great too." Joy Reid would be ok though.
  15. WTF? Is this an attempt to stay out of jail?
  16. If you’re making Trent Dilfer comparisons to our preseason Heisman hopeful QB, you’re kind of making the point yourself.
  17. It would have to be an insane amount of radiation to drop people in their tracks immediately like that.
  18. I keep waiting for someone to say “Um this is just karate right? Maybe let’s dial it back a notch.” What parent would let their kid into this? It’s so stupid and I’m going to miss it.
  19. Man, put that picture on America's tombstone.
  20. I would argue our "system" is pretty fucking limited right now because of the quarterback.
  21. I had a long talk yesterday with an old friend, who is a pretty optimistic person and fairly moderate politically. He's looking to move out of the country soon, and said it's too late to save America from fascism. "It's gone, and it's not coming back." This talk did not cheer me up.
  22. Hey where did Dotard's hair go.
  23. 1-6 on passes 20+ yards and the one completion was a throw any of us could have made.
  24. "Make America healthy again!"
  25. Kind of. I initially read the RPM part about Jones as Ffrench.
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