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Red Five

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  1. LULZ. "See?? We were right!" as everyone looks at the 22 year old picture from the bound book, clearly signed by Dotard.
  2. She should. That’s really fucking annoying.
  3. Adults. In. Fucking. CHARGE.
  4. Is "Enigmas never age" a form of "That's what I like about high school girls... I get older, they stay the same age"?
  5. Lacey, maybe. I don't think we'll see Owens getting snaps going forward.
  6. 2, 1. Scolari was a pretty hot woman.
  7. Just heard Mike Johnson's attempt to explain what he meant by "Trump was an FBI informant". I'm paraphrasing, "Oh, did I use the wrong word? This isn't my lane. I don't know what these words mean. I was just saying what everyone knows already." hahahaha
  8. Also VY only played a half.
  9. Who writes these headlines? Early returns are certainly promising, but "great"? How many great WRs has Texas even had in its history, like four?
  10. White House claiming that is not his signature. Beyond pathetic.
  11. We need a Ron Weaver movie.
  12. Red Five replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Watch us get to a point to where Stephen Miller is telling people to attack brown people at polls, and not to worry because there will be mass pardons handed out to these heroes that do so.
  13. Holy shit, Sark was just asked "Why is Arch's shoulder hurting?" He responded "According to who?" "Um, well he looks like he's hurting in pictures." "Well I don't photograph you guys when you're using the bathroom and ask why you're making those faces."
  14. Red Five replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    I'm curious what the relationships on the court are like behind the scenes. If you're one of the three normal ones, how do you play nice with the others? Or maybe they don't.
  15. Where does that stop? "Sure the Chiefs beat the Eagles by seven in the Super Bowl, but they are a little too woke for my liking. So congratulations to the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles!!". Do we get that in our future soon?
  16. Imagine siding with this convicted felon and rapist and overall terrible person, over Tom Hanks. Also, is he suggesting that the Academy should give out their awards based on political ideology? And not on, you know, performance?
  17. Just as an exercise, what's our best five on the OL? You can go regardless of position. Goosby.... um, Campbell. Hutson? Then... um.... Hey is Nick Brooks' suspension over? I'd like to see what Robertson looks like at center and Kibble at guard.
  18. The first Superman movie is still the gold standard, and it was the first one out of the box. Not sure it's "genre-defining" but that's pretty crazy for a movie made in 1978 about a guy who can fly.
  19. I'm not quite sure that what he did fell under "official acts of the president".
  20. It's a weird disconnect. His last name is Manning and he's been in this offense for three years, and he's struggling with the easy stuff.
  21. Reminds me of the year, I think 2010, when Mack said that we need three defensive scores each game in order to be competitive.
  22. I heard yesterday that his approval rating is at 43%. That is just fucking incredible to me. Like if you were in a large room with 100 random people, almost half would tell you that they like what's happening right now in this country.
  23. The differences between what Arch does well and what Ewers did well are pretty hilarious. Like if we could combine them, we would have, well, I guess we'd have something between Joe Burrow and Vince Young. I'm not sure how Manning can be so uncomfortable with short, easy throws, but he needs to get comfortable with them. We can't be in 3rd and 10 half of the time.
  24. That’s a top five VY play that everyone remembers.
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