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Red Five

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  1. Wow, guess I haven’t seen TDKR since Powell’s career took off. I had no idea that was him.
  2. Thinking about that note about the DBs and the second team. That’s something like Black and Roberson at corner, Mack at star, and Williams and JJR at safety. We could roll that out as our starters and be just fine. Insane depth there.
  3. It’s like the Legion of Doom. ā€œOk so our dear leader is implicated on documents, that we all promised to release, as a pedophile. So we should all just resign, right?ā€ (enormous laughter all around) ā€œOk now seriously, how do we keep the President from being outed as a child rapist….?ā€
  4. I get him confused with his brother but wasn't that the idea when they signed? Jordan at RT and Devin at G/C?
  5. If you're wondering why Ewers has been catching shit all offseason, it's because a lot of people think we were better QB play away from winning a national championship, combined with his pedigree and who he had sitting behind him. Then he almost went undrafted. Argue it if you want, but that's the deal. Also, as discussed before, he was a solid but not great QB and we don't do that well around here. Like the same applies to Jake Majors but no one is arguing about him.
  6. Is it weird if my answer is none? Like if I'm going to watch a movie then I have already planned to do it. Chalk it up to streaming I guess, but I'm never just bumping channels and see that ____ just started on HBO and then I sit down and watch it. (And I would never watch a movie on TNT or any other station with commercials.)
  7. As luck would have it, I actually started season 1 episode 1 of this last night. I made it about three minutes before turning it off. I could just tell it wasn't going to be for me. So this tracks.
  8. I think the Weird Al movie is probably the funniest in the last 10 years, but it's not exactly quotable.
  9. So it's been another day. Any questions posed yet to anyone in the administration as to why they had the sex offender tag removed from Ghislaine Maxwell so that they could move her to a fancy camp with an open gate?
  10. Was fantasizing with someone at work about him tripping and falling off. ā€œThat would become the most watched video of all time. There would be celebrations where that clip is projected onto buildings in major cities.ā€
  11. So Trump’s on the roof huh. Just one normal fucking day. All I ask at this point.
  12. Yeah. It’s been almost a week though. That’s a hell of a case of dehydration.
  13. Was it booze related? Bobby said something about these guys ā€œneeding to take care of their bodiesā€.
  14. Waiting for ā€œMaybe Robertson at center and Hutson at LGā€ to pop up in the next couple of weeks.
  15. He could have a national address from the Oval Office, say just those exact same words followed by ā€œGoodnight.ā€ and literally nothing would happen.
  16. Bombshell! After 10 years of this shit we’re unearthing something he once said on Letterman. This guy may not actually be on the up and up!
  17. Not sure how to even compare the two. Who was the better player... Seve Ballesteros or Bernie Kosar?
  18. Trevor Goosby would be devastating. This is not devastating.
  19. Nicolle Wallace spent the first 20 minutes of her show today asking essentially ā€œWhere are the questions demanding to know why a convicted child sex predator was moved to a cushy minimum security prisonā€. No shit. It’s been I think five days and I’m not sure if I’ve heard the question to anyone much less an answer.
  20. Good depth guy up and down the line. Brooks OTOH could win the RT job outright.
  21. I’d guess Brooks is the primary backup at both tackle spots (something that might have ended up happening anyway).
  22. What world is this? They're kidnapping brown people they find on the street and sending them off to foreign torture prisons with life sentences. "Gee, think this might hurt us with Latino voters??" Like, change the dates and the people and it's an Onion headline. "Hitler concerned that treatment of Jewish people may hurt the party with Jewish voters."
  23. Chyron: "GOP Latino lawmakers worry Trump's deportations could hurt the party with Latino voters." Do. You. Fucking. THINK SO??
  24. Cojoe out for the year. Knee.
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