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Red Five

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  1. Why, because there was confidence on the Texas side? Other than not being able to predict the future, how is that on Gerry?
  2. Question: Can he be gay, and have a weird last name.
  3. Enjoying Sirens through two episodes. It's pretty good for Rich People Being All Weird in a Beautiful Environment On Water and Also There is a Murder Probably TV. Is there a name for that? White Lotus TV?
  4. I thought this during Ellie's 114th miraculous escape from death and then forgot about it.
  5. So America was on the verge of collapse until Dotard stepped in and saved it with his tariffs. Then China was on the verge of collapse before Dotard stepped in and saved them by reducing the tariffs. And people call him a conman.
  6. I’d like to hear more about all the factory closings and civil unrest.
  7. "desperately needed tariffs". I like how he just skips to holy fucking shit mode immediately, every time. Judges rule against him = They hate Donald Trump and want to destroy America. No other possible explanation.
  8. Oh shit, I thought episode 9 WAS the season finale.
  9. Wait, so now we saved China?
  10. Best I can tell, the new conservative position on literally everything is "whatever that lifelong NY liberal and convicted felon wants". If he started talking about how awesome abortion is, like 90% of the party would immediately switch their positions.
  11. Guys I really don’t want to associate that sack of shit with tacos. Can’t we make a thing for like AGGY or something?
  12. By offer, he means preferred walk-on right?
  13. That fourth quarter of the 11:00 kick on Sept 6 will be nice and cool.
  14. They turn the brown water maroon after big wins. It’s like their version of the tower.
  15. That's great. He hasn't made a listenable song in probably 35 years.
  16. Interesting. I'll go with Steven Tyler. Some initial success, and then decades of just absolute garbage.
  17. Learn to Fly is pretty good. I heard it was inspired by a threesome their drummer had in Cabo with some married chick and her friend.
  18. They ended up making him Spock’s brother pretty late in the process, because initially they had Spock turning on Kirk and following this guy for basically no reason. So they had to give Spock a reason, because he’s Spock and would never betray Kirk like that. Thus, they’re brothers! Which is why that’s introduced about halfway through the movie and then never mentioned again.
  19. I don’t think we’re worrying about anything. There isn’t much uncertainty around any part of the team, so “who is going to be the backup QB” is about the sexiest storyline we have in May.
  20. This is Owens' second year (Manning's third year). It feels like he's been here longer though. In the Sark quote I posted above, he used the phrase "not ready yet". Obviously not great news for Owens, and it's not going to get any easier going forward.
  21. Trump said today that he is considering pardons for the Michigan assholes who plotted to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer. He really ought to just save everyone a bunch of time and pardon everyone who is 1) a Dotardarian, and/or 2) is white.
  22. You’re hired! (wheelchairs rolling in slow motion to In The Air Tonight)
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