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Red Five

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  1. I was thinking last night, "I'm not sure if either Jude Law or Jason Bateman has made a smart decision yet through about 2.5 hours. How on Earth have they managed to live this long."
  2. He only single-handedly got Trump elected president.
  3. The right is getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous.
  4. How much fucking money does Kevin Hart need?
  5. I KNOW MORE ABOUT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ALL THE DOCTORS. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT PREGNANT WOMENS HEALTH THAN ME. DJT
  6. Donald Trump, of all people, screaming medical advice in all caps to pregnant women.
  7. Thru three eps of Black Rabbit. This show should be called "Jude Law beats Jason Bateman to death with a tire iron and solves the vast majority of his problems."
  8. Red Five replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    I just saw this. If the recovery time is a month, minimum, then how is there not risk in playing him before it's healed? Hell, get him out there at practice now and shoot him up with painkillers if that's the case.
  9. Red Five replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    This is also assuming zero practice time heading into Texas/OU, even if they tried to play him. It's absurd.
  10. Good thing no one in Trump's cabinet lied during their confirmation hearings. Just straight truth-tellers, that bunch. I'm thinking Bondi and Patel acting all exasperated when asked about going after Trump's enemies. Flash forward to now and it's "We're going after Trump's enemies! See, he just told us to do and I'm doing it!".
  11. Is this a deal where if you manage to watch the entire thing you win a million dollars or something?
  12. We should probably still ban soccer in this country just to be safe.
  13. Pam Bondi put out a statement that was basically "This administration will not stand for people in power misleading the American people!". Yes, everywhere I go, everyone is still upset about that one statement James Comey made five years ago that may or may not have been 100% accurate. Meanwhile, nothing but straight truth from this administration.
  14. That day has probably already come. And his great-grandchildren. Also, he's probably dead.
  15. Man, I can't believe Jasmine Crockett would be so randomly terrible and hateful. Edit: Oops, turns out that was Loomer again. Huh.
  16. Maybe I lost the thread, but are we still talking about Loomer? She was elected? And Crockett’s name shouldn’t be uttered anywhere near Loomer’s, who is legit one of the worst, most dangerous people in this country.
  17. I mean.... how many times has "every accusation is a confession" failed? Not many. And a lot of the time it's of the "What? What the hell kind of accusation is that? Why in the world would anyone..... oh I see, they're the ones doing it" variety. So, maybe?
  18. After the shooting in Dallas yesterday, the usual suspects all came out and blamed the dems and their rhetoric.
  19. The thread title is still jarring to me whenever this gets bumped.
  20. I mean 1) There is no case and 2) They have an order from the President demanding Comey be prosecuted for something. If this goes through we should truly shut everything down and start over.
  21. So I’m watching the new season of The Morning Show (meh). I have a question. Marion Cottliard is now in it, and she turns 50 years old next week. The Dark Knight Rises came out 13 years ago and she legit looks younger now than she did then. And not in a “Paul Rudd looks younger now” kind of way where he clearly doesn’t but just looks great for his age. She really does look younger now at 50 than she did in her 30s. Anyway the show kind of sucks now and I’m not entirely sure why I’m still watching. Other than the steady parade of milfs.
  22. I guess we're probably being unfair. It wouldn't have been an issue at all if Biden or Obama had publicly ordered their AGs to find reasons to put Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell in prison. And then a few days later, after a firing where the prosecutor refused due to the lack of, you know, a case.... one of them was suddenly under indictment for nothing. I doubt anyone would have cared. We can't even But Obama anymore because the scale has been broken.
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