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Red Five

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  1. I said to someone at work on Friday, "You know, if he dies while we're at work, we're going to be able to feel the building shake". Of course, knowing this simulation, he'll die at age 98 in the year 2045.
  2. This guy would have been a top 10 pick in the draft. We heard a lot early in the 2024 season about his improved footwork, but to my amateur eyes it looks like he regressed there from early 2022. And obviously by last year he wasn't slinging it around anywhere close to that.
  3. It's easy to discern who the criminals are. They're the brown ones. Just trust us ok and stop being dicks about it.
  4. Silas Bolden to Minnesota, Majors to Tampa Bay.
  5. Ewers' mom was looking pretty milfy today as well.
  6. Who is the current backup in Miami?
  7. Yeah that may be a small part of it.
  8. I think everyone here is well aware of that.
  9. Star ratings are a pretty amazing predictor of future success. Like 90% of the first round was 4 and 5 stars.
  10. It was a tough situation for Sark to be in. He wasn't bailing on his guy, almost no matter what. Even when Ewers was hopping around on one leg in November.
  11. Considering it's almost over and he hasn't been drafted yet, I think you roll the dice there.
  12. Same reason he kept his hand off the bible while being sworn in as president. Guess he didn't want it to catch on fire.
  13. The mistake was not leaving after 2023. It would have been better for both him and Texas.
  14. Stuntsman was working out in my neighborhood Austin gym the morning after their bowl game. I asked him "What the fuck are you doing here?". He said "I don't know man" and kept walking. End of story.
  15. I keep reading variations of that. "Some of you are gonna be shocked when Arch makes a mistake!" Well not anyone with at least half a brain, I guess.
  16. It would have been great if they could have come up with something that was at least football-playing adjacent. I was ambivalent at the time, but not having a spring game sucks.
  17. The jump from Ewers to Manning will be greater than the jump from Card/Thompson to Ewers.
  18. The only reason? Do you watch Texas football games?
  19. He was supposedly on board with the transfer dude we took and with taking a redshirt year. Guess not.
  20. So "woke democrats" have been stealing maga's money for decades, and they should be arrested, huh. I'd love to hear more about this.
  21. Hate people who are different than you? Put money and power above all else? Shame the poor and homeless?
  22. For those who don't speak fluent Dotardese, "I have nothing to do with Russia" translates to "I have everything to do with Russia. In fact, Putin's fist is up my ass as we speak and he is controlling me as if I were a puppet."
  23. "I have nothing to do with Russia"
  24. From "This never would have happened if I was president and I will have the war over by my inauguration" to begging online for Vlad to stop, three months into his presidency.
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