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jimmyjazz

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  1. 6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

    Greta put herself in the public square of debate on issues that are important to all.  Those issues are fair game in that court.  

    Baron hasn't put himself in the public square in any way.  It's fair to say he's off limits to those with normal boundaries.  

    Neither of those things is relevant to an old man going after a minor in the public space in an ad hominem way.

    This summarizes it pretty well for me.

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    2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    Even his idiotic voters have to stop and think, "A million new workers seems like a lot, there's not even a million people at our company."  

    Well, no, they don't.  It would be great if they did, but no, they just swallow it, along with everything else they swallow on a daily basis.  They're stupid and unAmerican.

  3. Ah, now Louie is lying.  Hey Louie, the Ukrainians knew the aid had been withheld.  They communicated this by email ON THE SAME DAY OF THE TRUMP PHONE CALL.

    Fucking liars.  I find that to be the single worst character flaw -- an ability to just lie without flinching.

  4. 2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

    i'm honestly not one that stands for over-formality, but his refusal to put on a jacket is telling of his character.

    As you know, it's an appeal to his base.  He's cultivating an image of being hard-working, no frills kind of guy, and as an aside, his wrasslin' muscles are still to big to be constrained.

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    11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    If one of my client hires me to deliver an embezzlement demand and I do it (I wouldn't, because I'm not Rudy), the client doesn't get to say "hey, HE did it, not me, so I'm innocent."  Nope.  The law is and always has been clear.  If you direct an agent to commit a crime, you are liable for that crime as well.  It's how we've convicted every fucking mobster who sent out some muscle to kill a guy.

    This leads me to one of the more infuriating aspects of the Republicans' tactics:  that somehow, the Democrats' disdain for President Trump has them looking for crimes, and they're only bringing these articles because they want him out.

    Let's take that at face value:  let's assume that's exactly the case.  If the FBI wants to bring down Al Capone, and they take a clever, efficient and relatively bulletproof angle by hitting him with charges of tax evasion, a crime he was guilty of, does that somehow diminish the value of the prosecution?  Does the commission of a crime while someone is already under investigation mean that crime can't be prosecuted?

    No, of course not.  Just say it, Democrats.  "Hell yeah, we want him out of office, he is a threat to our Republic.  He abused the power of his office and we're bringing the articles of impeachment accordingly."

  6. 1 minute ago, Iceman said:

    I ignored your interpretation of it.

    What does that mean?  Have you read Sondland's testimony?  If you're a good American, you'll pay attention to his two amendments of his testimony after his memory was repeatedly "refreshed"?
     

    Come on, let's discuss this, unless you just want to be thrown in the same trash heap with the other trolls.  I'm not trolling you. I want you to explain why Sondland's testimony is irrelevant.

  7. If you want to see adults whine and interrupt, sure, watch it.  So far Gym, Louie, and Matt have made utter fools of themselves, and are ignoring procedure.

    If I were Nadler I'd stand up and say "Gym and Louie, if you continue to speak out of order, I will throw you out."

  8. Well, no.  Horowitz' findings are not consistent with other statements about the "essentiality" of the Steele dossier in securing the surveillance warrant on Page, but regardless, that dossier was not promoted as corroborated, and therefore it was already viewed with a jaundiced eye by the FISA court.

  9. 2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    I'd take one for the team.  They could crash into me (fuck Dave Mathews) and I'd die a happy man knowing our long national nightmare is over...

    Well hell, just don't drive one of the nicer cars.  Speaking of your will . . .

  10. 2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

    Wait, I know I’m a bleeding heart libtard animal lover who hates hunting but PEOPLE HUNT SHEEP?????

    Like, they’re slow dumb sentient sweaters! Where’s the challenge in that?

    Sheep are sentient?

  11. 1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

    I’ve stated my belief that he should have been removed from office after Helsinki, impeached based on volume II of mueller report, and impeached based on Ukraine situation. I have opined on Russian election interference in this thread ad nauseum, and suggested steps to be taken moving forward, both internally facing and externally. Seriously. You guys are putting on a pathetic showing. 

    Nah.  It's mostly just that any serious post you make gets lost in dozens of posts full of nothing but vague, pedantic bullshit.  That's on you.

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