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Chooky

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  1. His old co host, Nick Mullen, is also hilarious. Their steven Segal reviews were gold.
  2. Don't sumlin up the prime thread that teeters on being cloak'd. Let's keep it confined to drama, nonsensical hype, hubris, dearth of toes, gaudy merch, middle-aged idolatry and tabloid jiz. A page full of career sumlin stats would be unconscionable.
  3. He didn't say it. Somehow YouTube paved that fat sack of garbage in my play through. He was interviewing two former players who are transferring out. Real tabloid nonsense. But that's what they stated. Not whitlock.
  4. Didn't the last recruit bump them to around 30 or nah?
  5. Jason whitlock, guy with an abdomen that looks like it's stuffed with a sack of other abdomens, had two former players tell him Sanders has a rug at his office door that says "did I say you could come in" on it. And the hall that leads to that office has a rolled out red carpet on top of the carpet. Basically, the kind of closed door community that every regular kid can relcoming. We comin'.
  6. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/arlington-home-explodes-after-suspect-fires-flare-gun-police/3486238/
  7. How about Louisville and Iowa? My prediction Iowa 5 Louisville 4
  8. Jack Plummer was spawned by a viscous fluid that dripped out of an ape's ass.
  9. I agree with what you said, but I think Lewis was actually a pretty good hire. I'm not sure it was his idea to only run the ball 4 times a half. I might be wrong, but that reeked of Deion going full Pop Warner dad and envisioning Shedeur holding a Heisman. Probably not a stretch that sanders indulged every self-obsessed fantasy imaginable. Twice I saw Shedeur come off the field after a bad series and snub Lewis from coaching him up. I saw it twice on television. Ignored his OC and walked to the other side of the sideline from him. A head coach allowing any player to amputate a member of his staff from the knees down like that is insane. And then you'd hear sanders dismiss the term "culture" on several occasions. Yeah, no shit, dude. You're above all that. I bet that lockerroom was a toxic shithole.
  10. Chooky

    How dark are you?

    I finished it and it just called me the n word.
  11. Danny Kannell is a bigger knob than anyone in the sanders family.
  12. I'm old enough to remember a time when Sports Illustrated seemed like it took itself seriously.
  13. Reading this made me understand terrorism better.
  14. Nobody has ever gone from 1 - 11 to 4 - 8. Ever. Maybe MC Hammer. Probably not, though.
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