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Chooky

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  1. Those numbers are hilarious because sex. And weed. Haha.
  2. I don't know. But I'm positive I'm a better rapper than Shedeur and I don't rap. At all. Ever.
  3. "Why don't you just forward everything to the hole yourself, Bill? I have other shit to do aside from paying you $10 million."
  4. Good point. It's perfectly normal for a college head coach to tell administrators and department staff to include their spouse or girlfriend on all communications.
  5. Further evidence that nobody has ever really been allowed to ask Elon a realistic question.
  6. This woman will be a tornado filled with sawblades when she catches on that he's trying to ditch her.
  7. Once things were made clear as humanly possible, Chooky nodded in the affirmative, pretending to grasp the most basic cooling concept that he still probably didn't grasp, as he always just assumed the fan in the vent, that he had clearly seen before, was part of a space age information-collecting motor. He then hoped the people patiently trying to help him had never heard him call the fan "the magic computatin' wheel."
  8. Lil Wayne might be distancing.
  9. But what if I'm still dumb, though?
  10. Scary shit. Glad nothing like that has happened to anyone here. Wait.
  11. One of his rap lyrics is "i wear the price of your house on wrist." If you knew how someone like Boosie grew up, that line would be kinda understandable. Doesn't come across so well when sung by Francis Buxton from the Pee Wee Herman movie. Again, it's unfathomable to me how anyone can find this shithead even remotely likeable. Even more ridiculous that idiots want to frame him as the face of black struggle.
  12. "I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Mack Brown."
  13. I remember deion going scorched earth on every negative comment from randos on Twitter
  14. Definitely hypocritical on my end. But that doesn't stop anyone anymore.
  15. That will be far less laborious than another of your long, gaseous posts where you reiterate the same point five times in a row.
  16. Holy shit. I'll always see that now. He really does resemble Lange before the caved in septum thing.
  17. Stop smoking meth.
  18. Close. He dropped a diamond-encrusted deuce on the carpet before crip walking out of the door.
  19. We know exactly how that will go. He had his OC demoted his first season at Colorado. The first time he struggles two games in a row in the NFL he'll create a him or me scenario.
  20. I don't know what point you're trying to convey here because you didn't type a single word. You went the teenage girl route and just used an emoji. Even if you speak in a language other than funko pops and fidget spinners, I probably still won't be interested in what you were trying to say. So please don't mistake this as any kind of request.
  21. Dubious at best considering the source who is reporting on an anonymous source. Tom Pelissero will eventually be exposed for putting live rodents in his ass. Every quote in that article is already easily established by the most casual observer. And "NFL executive" is a hilariously vague description. At least make up some new shit.
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