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Chooky

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  1. I thought TCU did fairly well against the run. Or maybe I just assumed they did. Never looked at the boxscore.
  2. I can see CU beating Iowa State. The Cyclones look kind of slow and their secondary is riddled with injuries. Iowa State will run all over them, because everyone does, but I can see CU outscoring them.
  3. UNC should triple down on their geriatric football coach strategy and just hire a dead guy. And then find a fat dead guy for the general manager role. Their contracts will be easy to negotiate because their agents will also be dead. A staff full of dead people will be just as averse and incapable of adapting to a changing landscape as their recent hires and they'll provide the same amount of communication with the players and their families that they're getting right now. The athletic department could be a series of stainless steel mortuary cabinets.
  4. Always a pretty good sign when your own school is turning over every stone to find their own violations.
  5. The more i watch from the Florida game the more impressive Arch looks. He took huge strides in a short time to the UF game. He's moving really well in the pocket. And the term "pocket" doesn't really apply to this team right now. It's kind of a pocket with a mudslide flooding in to his left. But even when he has to pull the ball down and dip somewhere he immediately has his eyes downfield again with the ball ready to go. He snaps back into throwing position really quick. When his accuracy issues continue to get better this is probably gonna be really good. He still has some issues but nothing alarming when you watch 80% of the quarterbacks right now. I posted on this thread about what he isn't seeing the middle of the field. I was wrong. He sees it. And referring to him as "liability" was not at all close on my part. Watching 22 film there's a ton to be excited about when it comes to Arch. A lot to be enraged about with pretty much every other aspect of this team. But calling him a liability was pretty ignorant.
  6. I don't think he was "garbage." He was a quality DC. He was pretty good at Cleveland. Pretty much every DC in the NFL ever considered good probably had a talented roster. And if he capitulated to Brady in New England it was clearly the right move.
  7. Holy shit. Bill has two sons on the staff and lombardi has one. They just seized an entire program and turned it into their hobby fiefdom.
  8. I remember seeing a Michael Lombardi tweet once in response to someone who was defending Bill Belichick. It said "preach." Except he spelled it "preech." He fucked up a one word tweet. And the only reason I remember that was because at the time he was promoting a book on different radio shows and sports podcasts. The title of the book was "Football Genius."
  9. Things at UNC are now way funnier than the girlfriend thing. Their admin and donors have figured out that michael lombardi, who they gave a 3 year contract, is an imbecile on top of being a complete asshole. Lombardi recently sent a condescending email to everyone in the athletic department and to their biggest donors. Apparently, the letter was so condescending in tone, self important, and poorly written that multiple donors immediately leaked it to the media to fuck him over and let everyone else get to laugh at him. The gist of the letter, aside from misspellings, was that everything that is going wrong right now is basically all their fault and that they need to be patient. So way to talk down to and alienate your most immediate financial sources. He basically just wrote a letter to hordes of very successful and accomplished alums and informed them of how smart he is and how little they know about about what it takes to position for achievement. He let them all know he's the smartest guy in every room. In this letter he used quotes from historical figures and even Bill Walsh to emphasize his vast and wordly knowledge. He did this to people who have built business empires and generational wealth without having to lodge their nose up the assholes of football coaches. The instant they announced Lombardi would be in charge of personnel evaluation and distribution of money I knew this wasn't a serious endeavor. Bill likes this dude specifically because he sparred with Boston radio hosts in his defense. That's it. And now this dude is in charge of everything there. Even before it went bad people were already murmuring about what a rude and arrogant prick Lombardi could be. And now he's talking down to legacy donors immediately after getting trounced in an empty stadium. They are so fucked.
  10. I don't think it's good for America to have Bugs Bundy in the Super Ball.
  11. Imagine if you had impassioned opinions on Bad Bunny and you shared them with a straight face.
  12. Nobody recycles cooking oil on mark sanchez's watch.
  13. Oh yeah? Well, so is your face.
  14. What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it?
  15. He was far from the biggest issue today. But that doesn't mean he's not a liability right now. He's not seeing the middle of the field very well. Like ever, really. And he misses tons of layups. He's currently a drive killer with the inability to hit easy checkdowns. He can't hit intermediate passes unless he's platformed perfectly. He can't find his feet. There are probably 100 qb's in college right now that might not be as physically imposing as him but would be much more functional in this offense. He flashes an excellent ball 3 or 4 times a game but it's mostly astonishingly terrible otherwise. A dogshit offensive line just makes it worse. The only above average game he's had this year was against a high school team from Huntsville.
  16. You sound like the lawyer who parodies Johnny Cochran on Seinfeld.
  17. I honestly can't fathom how anyone can watch gameday anymore. It's diarrhea mixed with schlock. Just trim that vibrating turd down to Saban, Fowler and Herbstreit. Rece Davis fucking sucks worse than Drakkar Noir boy. Get him the fuck out of there too. Davis is a half-assed gameshow host you'd otherwise see on a shopping channel. This is just truck stop buttfucking with a decorative set and dumb shtick.
  18. I guess it'll be a little embarrassing for EA developers if the guys who did 911 can code a better replication of zone coverage. Need a cutscene of Theo Vonn flying a shirtless Pat McAfee full speed into the mural of Notre Dame's Touchdown Jesus. Earn enough off season skill points to acquire a coach ability that let's you cut the hands off of Paul Finebaum with a bone saw.
  19. Alluha Akbar 2027
  20. Good coach. Seriously annoying human.
  21. Bigfoot is blurry.
  22. Deion Sanders and Salvador Dali share the same vision of clocks.
  23. If anyone else got licensing and there was real competition EA would be toast.
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