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Chooky

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  1. Message him that you work for EA and you were chosen and he was not.
  2. This is exactly what I pray for in the first ten seconds of any influencer video. If you drive your car into anyone during their livestream I will "like, subscribe and hit that notification bell" to all of your content. The driver of that car was the real hero. Find that driver and offer them an endorsement deal and encourage them to continue that special brand of content.
  3. Flood shit the bed a little the past two cycles of replenishing personnel. I'm not saying he's solely responsible. And that's not being negative or hating. This has been a common opinion on public subscriptions boards. People get real touchy when it's mentioned. It's to the point where dullards will recite "I guess you'd like to see Strong or Herman back if you're so unhappy with this staff." Holy shit. The internet.
  4. I don't see them either. And I also don't see them on what feels like a daily basis.
  5. You articulated all of this better than I could think it out. I've subconsciously noticed a theme on Texags where the majority gloss over York's diminutive stature as if they're discussing Dat Nguyen. And I actually started believing that he must be a feisty overachiever as I got caught in the lazy current of aggie delusion. He can wrap and tackle well enough. But he isn't the lateral missile or interior authority that they're allowing themselves to believe. He has done well enough cleaning up inside as backs stumble through initial contact. So naturally they've talked about whether he'll be drafted somewhere after his junior year. The reality is that he was still a 3 star prospect even after winning two district mvp's. In the Chin Pubes comic strip he's a midget version of Quentin Coryatt. 40 pounds ago he ran a 12.01 100 that was probably in a 21 mph back wind. His 5'10 listing is true if Joe Rogan is 6'2. Many giggles will be had after they are giving up an average of 8 ypc when they're done playing ND, Mississippi State and Auburn.
  6. Understanding sports is no longer required for what ESPN has been doing for the last 6 years.
  7. That's the kind of shit that pisses that guy off.
  8. Should just pour White Claw on them.
  9. The Browns shutoff retire his number after that performance. Put him in direct proximity to Jim Brown.
  10. Tool shelf for a dresser. That's some seriously redneck shit going on. There's an old dirt dobber's nest in her sock drawer. She probably has names for some of the bed bugs in there.
  11. I can't stand Shedeur but what you can't take away from him is that he's very accurate and he's tough. That dude took a beating in college. Half of the beatings were from his decision to hold the ball forever. But the dude can take some shots.
  12. Parker Livingstone caught a ball with two hands near the sideline. I don't think it has ever been done.
  13. Maxwell moved to a min security facility. One of the most vile exchange of favors in US govt history is underway.
  14. It wasn't. Social media is trying to antagonize @closetojumping
  15. The starfish has an ass.
  16. That hairline would make a guy want to stab someone.
  17. Seaton. Couple of recievers. An impractical wrist watch.
  18. Pretty scary how skinny he has been looking. They turned an assistant loose on recruiting. I don't know his name, but he's done a pretty decent job, seemingly on his own. I think they have like 14 HS recruits, which is way better than they've done in the last two years.
  19. Maybe suicide should be encouraged for certain individuals. "Have you considered fucking off a tad and slitting your own throat and not involving innocent people into your confusion?" It would be a tricky public messaging campaign. "Maybe just kindly fuck off and stab yourself?" It would take awhile to get the wording right. I feel bad for wishing that guy would have shot him in the foot or the thigh. A little frustrating that the stabber was coherent enough to comply with the threat of a gun being pointed at him. So not a full on blackout rampage of psychotic spiral. What's the line between mental health issues and just being a deranged, vainglorious shithead who deserves a mob beating?
  20. I think Aranda will incorporate them like henchmen. Imagine the intimidating visual of Aranda standing on the sideline with that dead-eyed vacancy in his soul while he's surrounded by a dozen smirking dwarves.
  21. Protesters with bull horns are the last things I want to see or hear when I sit down for a quaint Nazi brunch.
  22. Content creators.
  23. Not a lot of recruiting stuff right now. I'm looking forward to stuff again. Eager for stuff to be happening. I hope it's good stuff.
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