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Chooky

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  1. Oh good grief. Prepare your Billhole, Bill.
  2. They drive vehicles in close proximity to the rest of us.
  3. I kinda want someone to slap the shit out of that girl with the backpack.
  4. She's innocent.
  5. I look forward to your thorough assessment of pre game warmups.
  6. Are you guys analyzing light drills?
  7. You didn't mosh at a Great White concert, did you?
  8. Too much white showing in the eyes. The white to pupil ratio in the eyes is tipping the crazy scale. She's gonna smash some windshields on her way out.
  9. Username is one letter away from checking out.
  10. Has she ever seen Deshaun Watson's butthole?
  11. "It appears there is zero truth in this report. Let us now discuss it further."
  12. The dumb reporters will only accelerate. Stefanski handled that really well. It'll be 3 months of this kind of idiocy and will crescendo once the season starts. The fundamental reality is that it's likely Shedeur will move the chains a little more efficiently than Gabriel. And, for now, none of that will mean anything except you'll have to discuss every meaningless nuance with a moron like this reporter.
  13. It could be argued that Keithron Lee's indirect contribution was to teach other athletes not to put a relative in a choke hold and buttfuck them. I'm not saying it would be a good argument. I'm just saying.
  14. Jimbo Fisher could prove himself useful if he brought his LSU receipts, as he said, right in the middle of Saban's protect the integrity tour. He won't do that. But it'd be a lot cooler if he did.
  15. It's a Joseph Heller novel where dumb irony is the main character. Saban is likeable enough when telling old stories or talking about program structure or "the process." Whatever. This presentation of him being the noble statesman rep for when things were pure and fair is pathetic. Watching Saban begin to actually believe in this new version of himself is a front row seat to witnessing psychotic delusion. It was somewhat hilarious at first. Now it's infuriating. I wish some other coaches would start speaking up about the realities during the era of "when things once made sense to Nick."
  16. Vontaze Burfict knocked a portion of AB's brain out of his ear hole.
  17. Trent Dilfer called and wants you to reconsider your example.
  18. Those numbers are hilarious because sex. And weed. Haha.
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