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Chooky

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  1. Chooky

    Culture

    Fuck these twits. It was a good tactic by Mack to pretend they were the forefront of all success at Texas and most of them were dumb enough to believe that horseshit.
  2. Chooky

    Culture

    It's a message board. You'll see threads on occasion. Threads are definitely pesky. That's why there'll be a new forum where threads aren't allowed -- just blank space. The forum will be called "The Void." You're gonna love this new forum, however you'll be entirely unable to express that.
  3. I'm almost positive this isn't the real Mitch Hedberg.
  4. That would be dumb, not just in the era of running quarterbacks, but at a school where a running quarterback cleared the mountain top just prior to steady program decline.
  5. You don't appreciate the use of all caps for emphatic build up? Didn't you feel the unfettered passion?
  6. Chooky

    TEXAS QB TALK

    Yo Card, get vaccinated, you twit.
  7. This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
  8. I really don't give a shit what he says. I've enjoyed some episodes with certain guests, like Paul Stamets and a few others. My biggest grievance is that he became somewhat of a gatekeeper with comics in the LA scene with his massive podcast. He used that platform to foist some absolute dogshit comedians into the mainstream. Brendan Schaub. Seriously, that dude fucking sucks. These were guys Joe thought were really funny, probably because his stand up is so bad. He's a stool fucker.
  9. Well, at the end of the day, at least she's a good parent.
  10. It's selective. It's easier for Rogan and tribal arm band bros to pretend that Jones is just a funny, goofy guy with crazy views, rather than a malicious cunt who deployed his audience to harass the parents of dead children.
  11. Replies like this are pure ecstasy for him.
  12. People like that reform, daddy. Maybe we should get us some.
  13. Chicken and egg theory. The Democrats wouldn't be required to exercise that power in response to that ruling if other democrats hadn't thrown a tantrum in 2016. Those who want the DNC to take a more progressive lean should absolutely pursue that. But it's infantile to get angry and resentful that a sea change doesn't appear overnight and punitively reward the opposition. But I could be wrong. Maybe a 6 - 3 fundamentalist majority court for the remainder of our lives and half of our children's life is a magical, well thought out plan that will bring quality results that just haven't occurred to me yet.
  14. Recent history has also shown that today's electorate is by far the dumbest flock of assholes in all of history.
  15. I understand what you're saying, but maybe today's ruling from the SC could be an affirmative, giant, motherfucking bombshell of a reason to vote for them.
  16. You're looking at this all wrong. Instead of looking for viable solutions to real problems, you need to recognize that this is purely performative. Think of interpretive dance. It's more like that, except more insane, incongruent to logic and really dangerous. Also, I've reported you to the "Questions2Much" hotline for being skeptical and sarcastic. Nothing personal as I like you as a poster. It's just that I stand to make a quick chunk of cash for shining a light on your insubordination.
  17. If the phone line keeps getting spammed Texas can go the auxiliary reporting system of just firing three consecutive gunshots through the ceiling. If you wish to use the auxiliary reporting system but live in an apartment with upstairs neighbors you will be required to report with FIVE gunshots through the ceiling. If you witness a citizen failing to properly abide the 3 or 5 gunshot rule you can report them to authorities by firing ten consecutive gunshots through the ceiling. If you're driving a vehicle and need to report someone you can utilize the mobile auxiliary method which is firing three shots out of the driver side window or directly through the windshield.
  18. It isn't so much finger pointing as it is math. While not solely responsible, obviously, the Bernie Bro contingent absolutely contributed to that result. And after what happened to Sanders in West Virginia, they had every right to feel jaded. But a big part of that progressive wing, for whatever reason, has a documented tendency to lash out at those who agree with them on 90% of their pet issues in favor of rewarding those who categorically disagree with them 100% across the board. People have pleaded with them to stop that stupid bullshit to no avail. And here we are. "Please stop advocating this protest/no show bullshit. It's going to lead to horrific results." "Well, we're fuckin' gonna. Suck it, Establishment!" "See. Do you now see how this led to horrific results?" "Seems harsh to blame some of this on us."
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