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Chooky

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Everything posted by Chooky

  1. Damn. "Meatball Ron" would be the end of him. It would also greenlight more devolution, eventually just leading to Ivy League Guinea, Dagoe DeSantis and Wop Ron. Then the floor will finally be Swamp Spic DeSantis.
  2. This is Brick's way of saying he's a 'Family Circus' man.
  3. I noticed that. I needed some optimism.
  4. Your space discipline is focused.
  5. Sounds pretty gay.
  6. Remember that time Donald Trunque took a shit right next to Senator Feinstein on live television?
  7. I took hyperbolic license with Addazio. All under the table.
  8. As they currently employ a murderer and a white supremacist. Pol Pot would be on strength and conditioning if he were alive.
  9. Me: it can't get dumber than this. US Congress: LOL
  10. Probably convenient if someone is tired of ramming gummies up their ass.
  11. AP Style and American Heritage are both equally forgiving when something is broadly mispronounced for several years. Common usage. Like, "Fuck it. Let 'em have it." The ducks is flying. The media is corrupt.
  12. Jason Whitlock lost weight but remains fat somehow. He was born to be fat. Fat is his essence. He personifies fat.
  13. Float like a boulder Stink like pee
  14. The media *ARE more dangerous ... .
  15. Chooky replied to Hugo Stiglitz's topic in Cloak Room
    Playin' Playin' with the boys
  16. Chooky replied to Hugo Stiglitz's topic in Cloak Room
    MTG: It was wildly irresponsible to shoot down the balloon.
  17. Chooky replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    I shot my neighbor's bassoon just to cover every base and leave no stone unturned. Enjoy your freedom.
  18. Chooky replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    Joe Biden put on sunglasses and roundhoused it.
  19. Chooky replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
  20. Chooky replied to Hugo Stiglitz's topic in Cloak Room
    The only responsible retaliation is to go to a Chinese food buffet and shoot the crab rangoons and imitation crab casserole. Seriously, though. I'm almost positive this will happen in the next two days.
  21. He died like Wile E. Coyote.
  22. Franz left a Franz-shaped divot.
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