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Chooky

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  1. Early cancer screenings are oppositional to my faith. Hail Satan.
  2. If Ted wants to convince me that he's really "Texas Tough," he'll find that kid who recoiled from his kiss and punch her in the face.
  3. This is still one of the fastest castrations I've ever witnessed in politics. Ted's carefully crafted, well-rehearsed monologue was instantly rendered useless. His campaign staff had likely spent the 36 hours before this skit devoting themselves strictly to the "Tough Ted" brand and trying to steer the campaign in this direction -- the deployment of Ted's new "gloves off" approach. And then poof. Gone.
  4. Taco Casa is my shameful, once every two months pleasure. I'll pass 3 places with high quality tacos to go to that sewer plant. It's wonderfully awful.
  5. He hurled furniture off a balcony because someone had the audacity to charge him rent.
  6. Now he's gonna joust Logan Paul on pay per view and get a face tattoo of his own face.
  7. Buzzkill. I was hoping he was considered a major factor in their demise.
  8. I didn't know this and it answers many of the questions I've had about husker football.
  9. The "blow in this thing for me" industry is about to be booming.
  10. He's a bitch scorned or something like that.
  11. What if I want to dive around drunk on a ranch and shoot pigs? What if cars could deny access to assholes? I'm just asking questions.
  12. I get my cheese wheels from them but I'm not a huge fan of their news.
  13. Swamp drain and all that and whatnot. Other words, too.
  14. If the son faces criminal implications for drugging his mom a good excuse would be that he didn't know what he was doing ... on account of being drugged by someone else. It was a crazy and rapid chain of spontaneous druggings. A wild night. You'd have to be on drugs to fully understand just how out of hand things got that day. Clearly this is the fault of the person who first drugged someone. And who do you blame for the initial drugging? A black guy! Boom! Full circle.
  15. In fairness, the right eye looks like it can make it through some judicial review. However, the left eye wants to feed poison to the ducks and pigeons at the park.
  16. That would conclude with you standing there with no pants and a gang of monkeys in possession of a 12 gauge.
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