Everything posted by Chooky
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
"Larry Gene Gay demanded meat."
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air. It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand. People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling. That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated. I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu. "See that? The #7? The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"
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NC man shoots entire family of neighbors over a basketball bouncing into his yard
It's time this country has a serious discussion about errant basketballs rolling onto our lawns, day after day. Typically, Wilson Sporting Goods and the other big athletic lobbyists are silent. Enough!
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NC man shoots entire family of neighbors over a basketball bouncing into his yard
What a shitty neighbor.
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How Fox News works
"This isn't personal, Mr. Flamingo."
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How Fox News works
Why did they fire Boink Scagnetti?
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Woman shot and killed after car she was in pulled into the wrong driveway
Beyond everyone's political ideology, maybe it's getting a little too shooty out there.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That's probably the best piece of music that dude has ever done.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Ha! Weed is hilarious. 80085! Hahaha!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Username is in a near species realm of checking out.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Got slab. No cry.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
It's amusing that guys like Taibbi, among others, saw Musk as a beneficial ally and lifeline to further relevance. Musk discards his loyalty to others, and those formerly loyal to him, faster than he does employees. I think the idea that anyone has ever done anything to deserve his loyalty actually offends him. Those are the people he's most eager to blast. He seems to despise those people the most.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
He shatted.
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Man exonerated for murder after years in prison kills man in road rage incident
I haven't spoken to him since the incident, so I can't argue with your position.
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Man exonerated for murder after years in prison kills man in road rage incident
Sounds like he did 8 years of gladiator school and got unleashed into the world with a "be the first to react" mentality.
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Missouri is gone and there’s no coming back
If Timothy McVeigh had been able to exercise more delay on appeals he might have had a chance of becoming a Senator. But he definitely would've had a wildly popular podcast. Don't forget to subscribe and smash that like button. Hit up those notifications and check out our Patreon. Use promo code "Go Boom" to get 20% off on a case of Jihad Aloha Juice.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Phoebe Cates. The crown jewel of an entire era.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Next timeline: Badges now on sale for $12. Then $9. Then $4. Then terminating the entire badge concept. Then suing ex employees for giggling about the badge fiasco. Then business.
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Kansas Republicans want to check your child’s undies
I'm gonna have to shoot some beer in order to express my disapproval of this.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Y'all got anymore of them tornader money checks?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I kinda hope he does. Soon. While in it.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
We should get rid of the judiciary entirely. And about half of congress. Not the good half. Weaken the executive branch until, you know, and then strengthen it the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Back in my day you had to wait for Gwyneth Paltrow to ski into you to get a blue checkmark.
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
He's gonna have to improve his marksmanship if he ever gets mad at a bottle of Tabasco.