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Chooky

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  1. That's the kind of shit that pisses that guy off.
  2. Should just pour White Claw on them.
  3. The Browns shutoff retire his number after that performance. Put him in direct proximity to Jim Brown.
  4. Tool shelf for a dresser. That's some seriously redneck shit going on. There's an old dirt dobber's nest in her sock drawer. She probably has names for some of the bed bugs in there.
  5. I can't stand Shedeur but what you can't take away from him is that he's very accurate and he's tough. That dude took a beating in college. Half of the beatings were from his decision to hold the ball forever. But the dude can take some shots.
  6. Parker Livingstone caught a ball with two hands near the sideline. I don't think it has ever been done.
  7. Maxwell moved to a min security facility. One of the most vile exchange of favors in US govt history is underway.
  8. It wasn't. Social media is trying to antagonize @closetojumping
  9. The starfish has an ass.
  10. That hairline would make a guy want to stab someone.
  11. Seaton. Couple of recievers. An impractical wrist watch.
  12. Pretty scary how skinny he has been looking. They turned an assistant loose on recruiting. I don't know his name, but he's done a pretty decent job, seemingly on his own. I think they have like 14 HS recruits, which is way better than they've done in the last two years.
  13. Maybe suicide should be encouraged for certain individuals. "Have you considered fucking off a tad and slitting your own throat and not involving innocent people into your confusion?" It would be a tricky public messaging campaign. "Maybe just kindly fuck off and stab yourself?" It would take awhile to get the wording right. I feel bad for wishing that guy would have shot him in the foot or the thigh. A little frustrating that the stabber was coherent enough to comply with the threat of a gun being pointed at him. So not a full on blackout rampage of psychotic spiral. What's the line between mental health issues and just being a deranged, vainglorious shithead who deserves a mob beating?
  14. I think Aranda will incorporate them like henchmen. Imagine the intimidating visual of Aranda standing on the sideline with that dead-eyed vacancy in his soul while he's surrounded by a dozen smirking dwarves.
  15. Protesters with bull horns are the last things I want to see or hear when I sit down for a quaint Nazi brunch.
  16. Content creators.
  17. Not a lot of recruiting stuff right now. I'm looking forward to stuff again. Eager for stuff to be happening. I hope it's good stuff.
  18. Aranda has always seemed a little off. I like him as a defensive coach. But there's something naturally sinister about him. He reminds me of Arnold Vosloo in 'The Mummy.' His robotic speaking style is bizarre. It kind of feels like you wouldn't be too surprised if he was giving an interview and a beetle scurried out of the corner of his mouth, crawled across his chin and entered back into the other corner while he continued talking without acknowledging it.
  19. They are certainly a shit sandwich conveyor belt that turns their qb's into Lucy at the factory.
  20. The best thing the Browns could probably do is just throw every flavor of shit sandwich at Shedeur and see how he handles it. Just barrage him with bullshit.
  21. Also Dave, midget is not the preferred nomenclature.
  22. I think tap it. Not hold.
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