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mchookem

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  1. 1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

    I thought if we scored before half and made it 21-10 that might do it. 

     

    I have a general theory about teams that can't hold a lead: once they get ahead, just turn off the TV and wait a few hours.  That way you're spared the agony.  

    even better...my one aggy friend is also a gambler and frequently bets on Texas games. 

    after getting burned with ou and osu, he informed me today's he's figured it out...he bet Texas to lead at half and then lose the game, paid 7 to 1. he's thrilled. cocksucker.

  2. 38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    You don't want to do that.   Go to Golden, pay $10 for a 50-yard-line ticket and watch a bunch of engineers kick the other team's ass by playing flawless football.

    holy shit, they're 8-1! i've literally never heard of 99% of the teams they play but who cares, they beat West Texas A&M so i'll take it 😄

  3. dude. DUDE. there is a yuuuuuuuuge gap bt 'being forced to be ok with having sex with a trans woman' and beating someone to death with your bare hands when they didn't even put up a fight bc they gave you a blowjob that you enjoyed enough to come back for seconds. i mean come on.

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    1 hour ago, DonkeyCigars said:

    Yea, I generally agree. He is a bully. He is also petty to the level you stated very well. And unfortunately, it's often funny (e.g. calling Meghan a low life, his Rosie O'Donnell insults back in the day, etc.) or so absurd that it's humorous to laugh at him (e.g. his ties and suits and hair, etc.)

    When we laugh with him, he is bringing out the worst in us. My first instinct is to chuckle when he calls Meghan McCain a low life, that is not good. Laughing at Rosie O'Donnell when he called her a loser pig is also not a good thing. On the internet this is usually expressed and prefaced with "I'm going to hell for this, but..." as you laugh at something inappropriate.

    come on, man... you're being purposely obtuse here, you know damn well it goes WAY beyond self-consciously laughing at an off-color joke he makes 🙄 ~30-40% of the population absolutely WORSHIPS his lowrent whitetrash persona and craves more of it. you know this. there is endless footage of this phenomenon. 

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  5. ffs can the charts and economic theory discussion please find their own thread? Biden has been mentioned like twice in the last three pages. 

    this thread is for Biden news and Satoshi's lame 'gotcha!' stories.

  6. we have a screen front door in addition to the solid wood one, and on the 11 days in Texas when the weather is perfect, we leave the wooden door open to get a nice breeze through the house, as we have a fully screened back patio with french doors we also open. kinda gives our whole living space an indoor/outdoor type feel.

    anyway, my dad gave me a lecture about not shutting and locking the solid front door, or if i wanted to just leave the screen door, then we needed to bring a pistol and store it in the living room where we could get to it because anybody could just walk up and get into the house with just the screen door!

    we live in Allandale.  

  7. 29 minutes ago, troph said:

    Her entire position on prison is that women are the most disenfranchised so trans women should not be allowed in women prisons, what the focus should be on is preventing rape and violence of trans women by men in men's prisons.  that's THE most absurd thing I've ever heard.  if she wants to cherry pick a few stories about perverts that's fine, but holy shit, do you know what my nightmare is?  being wrongly convicted of a crime and being sent to a male prison.  I can't even.

     

    i haven't listened to the podcast and have no idea who Julie is, but this paragraph is quite disturbing to me...i cannot imagine the terror and danger of that (sending a trans woman to a male prison). honestly seems inhumane. one could argue the merits of a separate ward in a female prison, but ^that would be the worst. jeez.  

  8. 6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

    This woman would be an excellent Senator from West Virginia.  This is the kind of representation West Virginians should have.  Not Joe MAnchin.  

     

     

    yes but is your average West Virginian smart enough to realize that?

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