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Posts posted by Ignatius
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5 minutes ago, Landomatic said:
None of our coaches would, that’s for damn sure
Well yeah, they’re a bunch of old slow white guys, so of course they wouldn’t start there…
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Maybe we’re overrating talent based on where they play in HS. I’m too lazy to look it up, but how many O lineman drafted in the 1st round in the last 15 years played high school in Texas?
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18 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:
McWilliams 80’s team actually kind of. Metcalf was great and most of the rest of the team sucked. Lots of slow, non athletic players all over the field. When you looked at the UT players versus the players at Miami, FSU, etc… it was shocking like if you let the Southlake HS team play against the Dallas Cowboys. I don’t blame Sark for this by the way (not saying he is the answer) but this is all on Herman. He recruited these crappy players and if he was still the coach he wouldn’t have the O line playing great, the QBs suddenly good, the D with Bush, Brock and Schooler playing well. Saban, Urban and Belichick all could have come here and they wouldn’t be able to do shit with these players.
All this. Picture Luke Brockermeyers playing in ski boots….
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Same problem here in Bandera…
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3 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:
FUCK THIS! I live in the Phoenix metro, and I'll never root for the red birds as long as the ewok (take the loss, pussy) is qb. I know Colt is the backup, and if he starts, I'll be happy to root for them.
If we had gotten Kyler Murray from high school or when he’d transferred from aggy you’d love him. Little tiny E is a straight up baller, don’t hate him cuz he didn’t want to join our fucking shitshow….
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As stupid as daylight savings is if you dont live in Maine, the fact that I get an extra hour of sleep tomorrow pleases me greatly.
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On 11/2/2021 at 5:49 PM, Storm the Field said:
Do dumbass injuries go here? This isn't exactly age-related, but I imagine I would have shaken it off quicker a few years ago.
Had friends over to watch WS Game 3 on Friday night. After everyone left for the evening, wife and finished cleaning up and getting ready to call it a night. Last thing I needed to do before hopping in bed was head downstairs and turn on the alarm and grab some bottles of water. Stupidly, I ran down the slick, wooden staircase with socks on, completely lost my footing about 2 steps in, slammed ribcage first into the stairs and rode 'em down all the way to the landing. Knocked the wind out of me and I ended up spending the rest of a gorgeous weekend sitting on the couch with an ice-pack, gulping down OTC meds and grunting in pain each time I had to stand up or sit back down. I almost cried during a brief coughing spell last night. Finally felt good enough to get out of the house today, but it's gonna be at least a week or two before I think about doing any type of exercise beyond maybe walking on a treadmill. Lifting anything over 10 lbs. is on hold until further notice.
Man I’ve lived in a multi-story house with wooden stairs most of my married adult life (I’m 55). I used to move down those motherfuckers like I was running the 100m hurdles; now, ESPECIALLY when I have socks on I hug the rail like a fucking 4 year old headed to the deep end of the pool for the first time…
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16 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
The ole clouded memory of how good (he wasn’t) our past players were. There’s a good reason he’s on a couch somewhere.
His feet are tired?
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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Amen to that. We have neighbors that refuse to pick up their dogs shit in our yard. You would think living in a nice neighborhood that people wouldn't act like assholes with their dogs, but then you realize people aren't any different just because of where they live. Bastards. It's like the time I went into a bathroom at Walmart and there was a shitty diaper. Like wtf? You can't even throw it in the trash at the very least? People are the worst.
Depending on the WalMart, there were probably a few on the aisles….
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Anyone doing 156 in a residential area who kills someone should get the death penalty regardless of whether they have any intoxicant in their system…
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2 hours ago, mdmost said:
But who will we get to drop wide open passes or fumble away the ball for us now?
Next man up…
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Fuck Ponzi scheme involving gold, fuck the water nymph, fuck there should be a board where we bitch about the board, fuck a free fridge, fuck falling into a fire, fuck freakshow idoit….this is the greatest thread in the history of whatever the fuck this is….
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Yeah this is totally some Christian circle jerk ‘culture’ bullshit. What a clusterfuck…
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This is the best perma-thread on Surly; I only qualify that because the Jeff Banks stripper girlfriend pirate kid-mangling monkey thread is pure genius. Keep bringing it guys, I only regret (or maybe I’m thankful?) that due to a series of deaths/divorces i cant contribute….
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On 10/26/2021 at 3:42 PM, WhatTheBuck said:
When I first started working for CompuServe, I meant to send an email to my dept. but accidentally addressed it to “All” which would make it company-wide. Fortunately they had a function where you could go to a command line interface and issue a command to delete the message so that anyone who hadn’t read it already would never see it. I never received a single reply.
That was such a cool place to work.
The glory of the VMS mail, pre Exchange/Outlook days…
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58 minutes ago, nnm said:
Well, he’s stroking something. This much has been verified with video evidence.
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'-
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5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:If the ISU band doesn't play something like Shock The Monkey or We're The Monkees during the game Saturday I will be severely disappointed.
ETA - Or The Beatles' Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey.
It’s a real fucking shame we aren’t playing Rice this weekend….
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My 5, considering only players since 1984, keeping guys at their natural position, and based solely on their college production (even if it was just a year):
1 - TJ
2 - Travis Mays
3 - Kris Clack
4 - Skinny dude, name escapes me
5 - Chris Mihm
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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:
Coburn is regressing because he's asked to do literally nothing. Go tell a DL their job is to take on 2 OL every play, and see how much they enjoy the game. All the joy he had for football is likely been driven out of him.
Lol at 340 pounds what the fuck does he expect? We’re gonna run the fucking Philly Special for him?
Dudes like Vince Wilfork and Haloti Ngata made a lot of money, won rings, and got tons of accolades because they realized that was their lot in life (football-wise, anyway) and embraced it….
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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:
I'd bet Bijan and Worthy start for just about any college team. The rest are benchwarmers elsewhere. Unless they're coached up.
Alfred Collins? Is there an Alfred Collins here?
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On 10/27/2021 at 9:20 AM, TexArcher said:
Top left is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've been to Cleveland.
Did you see Booger Presley’s mother’s douchebag while you were there?
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1 hour ago, Helobious said:
In high school halftimes are long enough to install an entirely different offense and get a few practices in. Feels like they’re 3 or 4 hours long. Damn bands have too much power.
Yeah, we’ll…you ‘love’ everything about high school football right?
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1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:
The important thing is that you take a position.
I thought the important thing was that you get help somewhere (if you don’t get it at Charter)….
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7 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:
Until Beard loses 2 games. Then we will be criticizing every move and wish him death because he isn't immediately John Wooden.
Or, depending on a certain poster, Rick Barnes…
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It’s coaching vs we need new players thread
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First round, not total. Who was the last elite offensive lineman who played high school football in Texas?