Posts posted by Ignatius
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5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:If the ISU band doesn't play something like Shock The Monkey or We're The Monkees during the game Saturday I will be severely disappointed.
ETA - Or The Beatles' Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey.
It’s a real fucking shame we aren’t playing Rice this weekend….
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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:
Coburn is regressing because he's asked to do literally nothing. Go tell a DL their job is to take on 2 OL every play, and see how much they enjoy the game. All the joy he had for football is likely been driven out of him.
Lol at 340 pounds what the fuck does he expect? We’re gonna run the fucking Philly Special for him?
Dudes like Vince Wilfork and Haloti Ngata made a lot of money, won rings, and got tons of accolades because they realized that was their lot in life (football-wise, anyway) and embraced it….
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51 minutes ago, C-Man said:
No, he really is a complete jerkoff….
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On 10/19/2021 at 3:30 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:
My mom had Alzheimers for more than 10 years before she passed. For the majority of those years she was unable to communicate with us in any way. After she passed, I was going through her stuff and found a Big Chief tablet that she had used daily for the first few months of her affliction. This was before any of us knew that she was struggling. She would print the date and then she would sign her name 10 times. Each page was worse and worse and then she just stopped. That was a gut punch. She knew she was fucked and never told any of us that she needed help.
Man that shit must have been horrible. My dad had Alzheimer’s, but mercifully the time span between when it became a true disability and when it finally shut his organs down was surprisingly brief. Sounds horrible to say, but anyone who’s dealt with it knows what I mean….
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On 9/23/2021 at 11:30 PM, Hate said:
That’s my biggest problem…I’m 52 but still act like I’m 30. I was playing basketball today with my 13 year old and he tripped me. Ordinary, I would have caught myself pretty easily, but I had already had a couple of cocktails and one hits, so I wasn’t quite as quick to react. Well, lesson learned. From now on, I will only rebound after some cocktails and one hits to make sure I stay safe.Time for you to make the transition to a 3-and-D guy, fuck driving to the hole. Stay outside and launch 3s when you have the ball, elbows high and head butts on D. He’s young, it builds character. What I definitely wouldn’t cut out is the cocktails and one-hits, at your age that could prove fatal…
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18 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:First, the players will take the Texans money.
This is first, second, and third, and I don’t blame them one bit. An NFL career is pretty much Logan’s Run; bank as much as you can, while you still can.
And I’m loving the Miami shit; their owner is like 150 and doesn’t give a fuck about long-term impact, community outrage, etc. We might be able to get out from under (“frumunda” cheese, lol) this shitshow yet because we somehow found a bigger fuckup owner than our own Tommy Boy…
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A good buddy of mine lost his stepson earlier this year to similar shit. He and I (and pretty much our whole crew) ingested as much of everything we could get our hands on when we were young (80’s, when people who didn’t get drunk or high did mountains of coke) and did a bunch of dumb shit, but at least we knew what we were getting into. This shit is fucked up…
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8 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:
You will stop laughing when it comes true. Then it's pimphands turn to laugh and laugh and laugh
Football related: Coaching carousel is early this year
I get the impression that PimpHand just constantly laughs no matter the situation. I wouldn’t use his laughter as a gauge for shifts in societal norms…
[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
in Football
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'