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Posts posted by Fudge Nuggets
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On 6/19/2018 at 1:25 PM, shnsajax said:
Who the fuck hated Laura Bush?
Family of the guy she killed in the DUI probably don't think highly of her.
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Stephen Edward Schmidt is an American communications and public affairs strategist
Part of the problem. His defection is going to mean exactly jack shit in the big picture.
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The streak started a day before I went on vacation and ended the day I got back. You fuckers should set up a gofundme to keep me on vacation through October. It will be difficult, but I will do my part for the team. Question is, are y'all willing to step up to the plate?
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1 hour ago, mchookem said:
re: the discussion about the immigrant families separation perhaps being the issue that finally pushes some over the edge...
FWIW my northeast Texas cousin who is diehard Team R and regularly posted stuff about Obama banning the White House Christmas tree and shutting down Texas oil fields and whatever other nonsense (she's in Gohmert's district)... this morning she shared one of the journalist videos from one of these detention camps and she is appalled...
"If a parent were to treat their child like this they would be arrested☹️ Please don’t bash me about caring for these children... illegal or not, they deserve better!"
she'll probably still vote straight R, but it's obviously getting to her, and she felt she had to pre-emptively defend against other Team R folks, which i found interesting.
Of course she will still vote R. This is the Democrats’ fault after all.
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Yeee haaaw... we doing the Space Force.
Guess the extra deficit wasn’t big enough already.
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4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:
We're in our last few days in Africa. She came down with the mud-butt. Butt she's breaking down crying in hysteria like she's caught the smallpox.
I told it's common, typical - hotel told her the same - and that I've had it much worse before. Honestly I've probably wiped my butthole raw in Bolivia. Told her to just drink lots of fluids, and just let the body shit itself out.
Anyway, now we're at the local hospital and what does the doc say? Oh yeah, you got the common diarrhea but there's nothing else (amoebas, fever, etc). We'll just give you an IV to rehydrate and you're on your way.
Can we stop it with the psychosomatic paranoia now?
She got the EbolaAIDS, time to start looking for a replacement.
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I’m pulling against Tech rest of the way on misguided optimism it will shut up Slorch’s dumb ass
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23 hours ago, Mez2 said:
Seattle will never lose again
I’m sure there is a group of guys on a Mariners board somewhere saying the same about the Astros.
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If a man needs golf to unwind or mull over issues or have meetings- great. Or fish. Or hunt. As long as he does his job.
Stipulation being Dick Cheney is in the group.
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3 hours ago, Texas73 said:
What is a FUCK TON?
10x a shitload. Both are standard units of measure in the oil and gas bidness.
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26 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
I can’t do that on my PlayStation.
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Nice sweep, but it feels like Khris Davis has hit 200 homers against us the last two seasons. Thankfully they don’t do much damage when we are scoring in bunches.
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6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
i'm on instagram and have no idea what you're talking about.
Mumbles put on the big head Eckersley costume.
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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
This is what BPT is all about.
If you Blood, throw it up.
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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Dammit guys.
I needed to see Gattis get his 3rd HR this gameCareful what you ask for, what with our bullpen and stuff.
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Hotel showers with no water pressure. Fuck your international conglomerate’s “Pledge to Environmental Sustainability”. I want to be able to finish my shower in less than 30 minutes; self-gratification session included.
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20 hours ago, You don't know me said:
People in my office do this shit all the time. We have one regular half bathroom that both genders use. Here are some of the things that my co-workers do:
1. Use the last of the paper towels and not replace the roll. I constantly replace it, even if I use the second to last paper towel.
2. Same with shit paper.
3. Put a dirty coffee cup in the sink and just leave it there. I guess that they think some dishwashing fairy is going to take care of it for them.
4. Piss on the toilet seat. Yeah, grown men that can't bother with putting the seat up before pissing.
5, Piss on the floor.
6. Get a cup of coffee and put sugar in it. Their aim is bad, so there's sugar granules all over the coffee area.
Maybe I'm weird, but these things just piss me off. We are a small office with 10 people in it. It's not that hard to be considerate of others.
You should hire a cleaning service.
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Fuck double posts.
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4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
I think a bunch of us surlyites should rent an RV and drive it to Omaha
Good luck finding a designated driver.
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2 hours ago, Red Five said:
More: https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/wjbzzy/your-phone-is-listening-and-its-not-paranoia?utm_campaign=global&utm_source=vicefbanz
What's in yourwalletsmartphone?
Maybe they got messages about returning to Japan because they had just been to Japan.That was my first thought, but doesn’t scare the masses so can’t be the reason.
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1 hour ago, shnsajax said:
When the Cubs and Brewers play its always worth checking out Kati Kaelin’s twitter account.
If you say so.
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8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
cue tony gwynn's rickey impression.
One of the best interviews of all time.
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13 hours ago, UTexasFight said:
Edit:
Quick update:
Reed, Davis and Fisher go back-to-back-to-back
Only thing that would make this better is if Jake was one of the three to go yard.
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3 hours ago, travelingtexan said:
Yea wait what, you took your wife, on an anniversary, to a sports bar?
51st anniversary, those aren’t important.
Cruz vs Beto
in Cloak Room
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I remember reading an article during the 2016 election about these shitheads saying despite not liking Trump, they were not going to spend money to "campaign" against him. At the time I thought that not trying to buy an election was a nice gesture on their part.