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Posts posted by Fudge Nuggets
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14 minutes ago, 686 said:
I was the recipient of some cheap bastard upbringing on occasion. For my 5th birthday "party", my mom took me and my friends down to the jail where we were all fingerprinted, spent some time in a jail cell and in the back of a locked squad car. When I was in the jail cell, the jailer closed the cell bars and my mom told me "if you ever get in here don't call us!". I'm sure she thought she was making a good joke, but it definitely made an impression.
Also, to everybody abusing retailer's return policies:
You went to jail for your 5th birthday? That’s freaking awful.
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2 minutes ago, retread said:
I hope the Trumpkins like the authoritarians from the left side of the aisle when they come to power.
It’s going to be interesting when a radical left enacts all the stuff that the right has been scaring people with the last thirty years. One of those deals “You kept going on and on and on, so watch this mother fuckers.”
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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
He's in Houston meeting with the school shooting victims.
As if their life wasn't bad enough.
Dallas has scoreboard on Houston for biggest news story in history. What would it take for Houston to pull into the lead?
Just asking questions and stuff.
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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:
That's a really dark conclusion that I hadn't previously thought of.
It was the first thing I thought of when the story first came out.
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Next WH press briefing someone should ask Huckabeef if Dotard still beats his wife.
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7 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:
I'm open to any explanations.
I've got an explanation. Dude is a gigantic pussy.
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Looking at the pics, I'm wondering when dogs forgot how to swim?
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48 minutes ago, lateshow said:
8-tracks for life, bro.
Fuck all y'all...
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1 hour ago, Dewey said:
MLB/Facebook partnership seems to be a real.winner, at least in MLBs pockets. Yesterday's game between the brewers and cardinals got 64000 viewers. A midweek game between the cards and anyone else usually gets 150000 viewers.
The sooner they kill off that BS the better.
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Blonde in the green got burnt bad. Should have used a jam technique at the LOS.
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10 hours ago, Dolemite said:
Interesting that the whore brought her lawyer with her, that doesn’t seem normal. I guess she wants to be careful in case she gets a subpoena.
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Last year even after the ASB we kept getting nagging injuries to the starting pitchers that made us keep using Fiers much later in the season than was ideal. This year Jake is the Rasputin on the roster.
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2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:
An actual capable partner with any wits should be capable of making a simple fucking decision and carrying out a simple task toward a known goal.
You should have figured that out during the wife tryouts phase of life.
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For whatever reason I was kind of looking forward to watching some of the Cardinals / Brewers game today but it is one of those fucking Facebook broadcasts. How many games do the data stealing overlords have exclusive rights to this year?
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11 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:
Well, cross prison reform off the list. We got the best minds on it. Shouldn’t be long before this is solved.
This is the worst timeline.
Perhaps the narcissism of these two in the same room will create some sort of enormous dark matter causing the earth to implode on itself thus ending this nightmare once and for all.
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Oddly enough, 538's end of year projection has both Astros and Yankees finishing as division winners with identical 102 - 60 records.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2018-mlb-predictions/
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12 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
I think you nailed it. I can see this being a factor only if we both win our divisions and have the same record. Also curious to know if there is another scenario where this would matter.
This appears to be the correct answer.
League Championship Series (ALCS and NLCS)
The winners of the Division Series then advance to the best-of-seven American League and National League Championship Series. The team with the best record in each league will have home-field advantage.
In the event that a wild-card team has the better record than the other qualifying team that is a division champion, the division champion still gets the advantage and hosts Games 1, 2, 6, and 7.
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6 minutes ago, Parliament said:3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:The most impressive abuses of office dress code I have ever seen were in my company's Moscow office (not a troll farm, promise). Holy shit, it looked like these ho's came straight from the street corner half the time and it was magnificent.
Still, even the Rooskies have limits. The receptionist got sent home one day to change when she came in wearing some 6 inch stilettos and a mini-skirt with slits on both sides and so short that it barely covered the essentials. Before she got sent home I told one of my co-workers that I would be doing good if I didn't get fired or arrested that day.Did they put out?
Damn right they did.
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On 3/25/2018 at 7:31 PM, PilotsError said:
Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking. Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you. Did you listen to the video before you uploaded? That seemed OK to you?
Sports highlights videos on YouTube where the creator overlays some stupid ass music track instead of the in-game commentary / crowd noise.
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Gosh, fuck Frederik Pohl.
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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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I'll take #9 and either #6 or #1. Could not give a shit about the others except #4 and even that one is optional so long as I get off.
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The most impressive abuses of office dress code I have ever seen were in my company's Moscow office (not a troll farm, promise). Holy shit, it looked like these ho's came straight from the street corner half the time and it was magnificent.
Still, even the Rooskies have limits. The receptionist got sent home one day to change when she came in wearing some 6 inch stilettos and a mini-skirt with slits on both sides and so short that it barely covered the essentials. Before she got sent home I told one of my co-workers that I would be doing good if I didn't get fired or arrested that day.
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5 hours ago, Planet Houston said:
Dick kicked again. Ouch.
Go get em tomorrow. Bullpen has to look in the mirror a bit, but we are good.
We’re good when we blow out the other team.
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I’m not even mad about last night’s game as I have become numb to the fact that we will find a way to lose close games this year whether it’s due to a lack of clutch hits or a shitty bullpen performance or both. We’re terrible in close games which does not bode well for a deep postseason run unless something changes.
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I wonder if OP can work in the phrase “the space” one more time? Because that would be just fucking great.