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J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

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  1. Well, who better to lead the troubled U.MD athletic department than this guy? https://atlanta.sbnation.com/2010/7/3/1550750/text-of-damon-evans-police-report-red-panties Elsewhere the officer describes Evans as crying, talkative, and swaying, with slow, mumbled speech. He allegedly needed to use his car for balance and didn’t ace the field sobriety tests. Until this mountainous shoe dropped and left a crater filled with a volcano full of tornadoes belching out red panties onto storied Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall, some portions of the local sports community were still able to imagine a future in which Evans remained as UGA’s AD. That’s long gone now. The university could perhaps forgive one drunk driving incident. The Tiger Woodsy details are guaranteed to alter the attire of rival fanbases on gamedays, but the school could possibly find a reason to forgive that as well. It cannot let its athletic director get away with using the school’s good name, repeatedly, in an attempt to avoid drunk driving charges.
  2. That must be one hell of a party!
  3. I blame CMT, Duck Dynasty, Fox News, the post-Jeff Foxworthy redneck comedy circuit and other TV personalities such as Paula Deen for creating a southernized national white rural identity over the last 25 years or so. It used to be rural folks up north were "hicks" who were often quite different from their southern counterparts. Now it seems like regional differences in rural whiteness have disappeared and they're all rednecks on the southern model--they even wave rebel flags in rural Massachusetts these days.
  4. BTW, wasn't Kathie Tovo a big opponent of adding more water treatment capacity in Austin?
  5. The panic is when we run out of beer because the local breweries don't have good water.
  6. I was considering that last night--may be a good idea as long as I don't expose myself to the neighbors
  7. That dude better be taking those to an orphanage or a homeless shelter, otherwise he's a total jackass.
  8. The replies to that tweet are epic.
  9. Jeez, how many more folks need to get whacked in Baltimore to get that city the credit it deserves?
  10. Austin HS let out early because of flooding fears along Cesar Chavez due to water release. https://www.statesman.com/news/20181016/austin-high-school-dismisses-students-early-due-to-flood-concerns
  11. And thus was born a top-class humblebrag.
  12. I'm team Lynae, myself. She got jobbed!
  13. In other words, it would be the second best day of owning a boat, and about to be the best day again.
  14. She says she dropped out of college, went to "commuter college", finished law school. Commuter College = Cougar High, right? If so, we've got a new alternate nickname for UH.
  15. Surprised no one has commented on the amazing synergy between the OP name and the thread title.
  16. Dana Jacobson
  17. USF is looking super flat tonight.
  18. I always thought the articles/tweets on EDSBS about how Herman looks different in every picture are pretty funny. https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/11/20/9769294/unsolved-mysteries-the-case-of-eight-tom-hermans https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1043646914581925888
  19. Looks more like Hurricane Hope.
  20. NBC has had some awful infographics recently, but that one just now about players born in Texas was pretty good.
  21. PSA: The Metallica show at ACL is streaming on FB, and they're kicking major ass.
  22. This is looking to be good watching. 17-16 ND at the half.
  23. Working on 0-5, down 20-3 to Wisconsin at the half.
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