Everything posted by SpiralOut
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Maybe Sark was saving it all up for this game. He's dragging his nuts across Gundy's face right now with the play calls.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Sweat for President!
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
I'm blue da bah dee
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
BWHAHAHA!!! GET FUCKED GUNDY!
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
All AD does is catch touchdowns!
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NFL Week 12
Bijan doing it all for the Falcons. Get rid of Art Smith, get rid of Ridder, draft a QB next year. Sky is the limit.
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BYU @ Oklahoma State - ABC
Either this team is good enough to beat those assholes or it ain't. If it ain't, backdooring your way into the CFP by beating a piss-poor Okie Lite team isn't impressive. Better for our CFP chances too, I think, if we beat those dick lickers from Norman. Avenges our only loss so there's no 1-loss team with a better argument than us at that point. Better SOS, avenged the loss, beat Bama at Bama.
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BYU @ Oklahoma State - ABC
Why you cryin'? This is perfect. Us leaving the Big 12 after beating all of the little brothers and then shaming the Dirt Burglars in the title game is as good as it gets.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
It won't happen, but Michigan getting SMU'ed by the NCAA would be fucking hilarious. And really, how sad is it that you have to cheat in the B1G? There's you, Ohio St., Pedo St. about a mile down, and then you have to dig to China to reach the talent level of every other team in that conference. You should be able to 11/12 win that conference every year blindfolded, but we've got Three Days of the Condor level shenanigans going on to get a competitive edge over the likes of Indiana, Illinois, and Northwestern.
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David Fincher's The Killer
The theatrical release of Alien 3 is dogshit. If you get ahold of the Assembly cut it's actually alright. The studio fucked him over hard on that film, so he gets a pass in my book. Especially considering literally everything involving that franchise after Alien 3 is, well, way worse than Alien 3.
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Texas vs iowa state - 7pm on Fox
Welp, this is gonna be another fun one.
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Texas Rangers Offseason 2023-2024
Go get the Japanese Babe Ruth. He's worth it.
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NFL Week 10
Hopefully they don't even let Smith get on the plane for the trip back to Atlanta. Bijan, you deserve better.
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NFL Week 10
Falcons need a TD. It's 4th and 1 in the Cards redzone. What does Art Smith draw up? A QB sneak with Ridder where that idiot tries diving for the 1st instead of driving with his feet. Where is Bijan? On the sideline of course. Good news is Smith might actually get fired once the Falcons lose to the 1-8 Cardinals.
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9-1
You feel that way because this team is a few key plays going different from being 6-4. Of course, last year the team was a few key plays going different from being basically undefeated. I would just like to see some mistake free football and better coaching decisions. The days of blowing everyone on the schedule out are over, I'm afraid. Too much parity in the game. Just irks me seeing this team underperform when yet again there's a year we could win the Big12 and make noise in the postseason. I guess that's still on the table, but they're going to have to remove some heads from some asses to get that done.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Poorly coached. Mistake prone. No heart. Must be Longhorn football.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Quinn better figure out how to stop throwing these lazy airballs or the NFL is not going to be kind to him.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Brooks is so damn good. Love that guy.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Thank you dumbass TCU defenders. Tackling a guy 5 yards out of bounds is some galaxy brain shit.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Red zone offense strikes again!
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2023 Other Games Thread
Refs trying to give the Huskies the game.
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Bijan Robinson is special
His first job in football was as a quality control guy for the Redskins. How did he get that job? His daddy was part owner of the team at the time.
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Bijan Robinson is special
So rush attempts for RBs in the NFL. Here's how the top guys shake out percentage wise on the amount of carries they get. J Jacobs: 74% J Mixon: 74% D Henry: 67% K Walker: 67% T Etienne: 64% A Mattison: 62% Brian Robinson 60% C McCaffrey: 56% R White: 56% I Pacheco: 55% B Hall: 53% T Pollard: 52% N Harris: 52% R Stevenson: 51% Z Moss: 51% R Mostert: 48% J Cook: 47% D Swift: 47% Bijan: 38% And Bijan has a higher YPC (5.0) than all of them except for Mostert and Hall. Some real big-brain shit by Art Smith.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Here's a stat for ya'll. It sounds so dumb that it couldn't possibly be true, but it is. Bijan has one. ONE carry in the redzone this season. He's currently averaging 5 YPC. He has 13 less carries than the other RB who is averaging 3.2 YPC. Art Smith might be the dumbest HC in the NFL. His team has the easiest SOS in the entire league. Half the games they have played this year have been against 1st year QBs or backups. They're currently below .500 with almost the worst offense in the league. Fire this clown and go hire Brett Bieniemy.