Base compensation
		2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
	
	
		Total contract pay: $18,600,000
	
	
		Contract length: 5 years
	
	
		Start date: 12/2/2016
	
	
		Expires: 12/31/2021
	
	Incentives
		National title bonus: $300,000
	
	
		CFP semifinal win: $250,000
	
	
		CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
	
	
		Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
	
	
		Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
	
	
		Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
	
	
		Car: two cars
	
	
		Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
	
	
		Golf/country club: country club membership.
	
	Other Perks
		Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
	
	
		Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21
	
	All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.